Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Musky Rat-Kangaroo

Yep! Kangaroos sure are big... OR ARE THEY?! Well, many of them are; however, in the case of the musky rat-kangaroo, they come in a very small package. This particular kangaroo has a very modest body length of 9 inches and only weigh about a pound. The musky rat-kangaroo is considered the smallest kangaroo in the world. I was rather surprised that it was considered a kangaroo at all, but they really do fit the bill.

The musky rat-kangaroo can be found in large numbers in northeast Australia and also in New Guinea. They are often found around rivers and creeks or tropical rain forests. These tiny marsupials make nests out of dried fern like some of their small cousins.

Apparently, this marsupial appears to have closer relations to the possum than any other kangaroo. This gives him an interesting prehensile tail which he can use to do a little climbing--very little actually. He also has opposable thumbs. No other kangaroo has either of these, and that makes him special. One more thing about that tail: it is unusually shiny as if it was made of glossy leather. Rat's also have furless tails, but this one is more noticeable. Some people might think it's kind of icky-looking, but I actually see it as a very prominent feature.

The musky rat-kangaroo is also a macropod. All kangaroos are macropods. Once mated, they can have one or two offspring per litter. The female's pouch is big enough for both of them. They will only produce offspring once every year.

Remember how the large kangaroos are known for their great leaps when they run? Most kangaroos tend to hop using only their back legs, but the musky rat-kangaroo also use their forelimbs. They gallop in a manner that is similar to a rabbit--placing their strong back feet in front of their forelimbs mid-gallop. This is very unusual for a kangaroo.

I had a lot of trouble finding research on their basic behaviors. There does not seem to be a huge interest in them--despite their unusual traits. This makes it hard to hone in on a fictional personality. Because of this, I had to look at images of them and try to figure out what they were thinking. Honestly, I think they are little weirdos. They got those creepy-but-cool shiny tails, possum-like thumbs, and rabbit-like traveling methods. They don't seem like they would really fit in with their kangaroo cousins. I think that they must have little rooms somewhere where they talk about weird things, and nobody else is in on the clique. If it is nothing like the real thing, then that just means that it is my imagination at work, and there is nothing wrong with that.

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Thursday, April 21, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Woylie

Remember the boodie? Well, he has a cute little cousin called a woylie. Apparently, everyone in this family tends to have a silly name, but I don't mind it so much. I don't know the meaning of the name, but I did find out that it is based on a word from the Nyungar language used by the indigenous people of south-west Australia.

Their bodies can be as long as 13 inches long with a tail that can be 14 inches long. This tail is prehensile and is generally used to carry things while they run such as nesting material. Like the boodie, the woylie is very rodent-like in appearance--something I always find appealing. They have a sort of yellow-brown fur with a paler version of this color on their belly. They usually have little to no fur on their muzzle and tail. Additionally, the woylie is a macropod--meaning that they have horizontal pouches for their young.

The woylie is mainly a night creature. They are loners as well; although, like any other animal, mating is always a good time to make friends. Females of this species can mate about 6 months after birth, and they will produce a litter about every 3.5 months afterwards.

As far as food, they are omnivores and like various plants and insects; however, that is not their favorite. The woylie's most delectable dish comes in the form of underground fungi. They will use their foreclaws to dig up this fungi and feast upon it as if it was chocolate pudding. There was a time when the woylie actually was doing Australia a service by cleaning up all this fungi out of the ecosystem, but as of late, such things are simply not possible,

The latter statement is true because the woylie is almost entirely gone from this world. The International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has given the woylie a rating of CU or Critically Endangered. This means that the woylie is now in danger of going completely extinct, and it may happen soon. To put this in perspective, the woylie once inhabited 60% of Australias mainland where they now only exist in 1% of it. This drastic decrease comes from several factors--namely the introduction of grazing animals into the region, land clearing for agriculture, and the unfortunate introduction of red foxes who rather like eating the woylies. Sadly, we may not see many woylies for very much longer.

I know of no fiction made for the woylie, but when I try and imagine what a fictional creature will be like, I try to focus on the one or several bits of research that stand out the most. In this case, it was its love of fungi. A particular adoration for something always stands out to me, and with animals, that adoration usually comes in the form of food. That is why I see the woylie as a tinny, little connoisseur. I see them being very opinionated on every type of fungi and would likely make a good chef if given the opportunity.

So, that is the woylie in a nutshell. I hate to see something so cute disappear, but sometimes, that is just the way it goes with some animals. But we can still enjoy them while they are yet here, and even so, there are many other fun marsupials to stare at. That's what I do, you see. I like to stare at them. I stare at them because I like them, and I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing--except, of course, writing this blog.

On that note, thank you for reading my blog! If you enjoyed it, you can comment below, or you can email me at tooie@tooiekangaroo.com. [Stare]

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Wombat

Sometimes, you can condense an animal down into a single word. With foxes, you can say clever. With mules, you can say stubborn. In the case of the Australian wombat, the word "fat" suits them perfectly. A wombat who can't properly "shake it" should really be ashamed of itself.

Wombats look like very large rodents with a lot of meat on them. Generally, their body size is about 40 inches with a short stubby tail. They can actually be much bigger though. Domestic wombats--if treated well and fed regularly--can get pretty huge. I'll get into that a little later.

The wombat is a burrower which is just awful if you have a garden nearby. As big as they are, these are not small holes to deal with. They are not macropods; however, they do have pouches that are inverted so as to not scoop up dirt during the burrowing activity. You may remember me bringing up a similar feature on my earlier bilby spotlight.

These marsupials are strict herbivores. Their diets consists of grasses, herbs, roots, and the like. Because of their surprisingly slow metabolism, they can take up to 14 days to digest their food. This also makes them move very slowly--similar to a sloth. The only time they will move quickly is when they are threatened. At this point, they will suddenly go from a ridiculous crawl to a 90 second 25MPH sprint.

It's hard to imagine so much fat running that fast, isn't it? Well, I would suggest not getting in his way. A running wombat tends to be very bowling ball-like. It will knock down and trample anything in its path. Even chain link fences have been known to have holes in them due to this big ball of running chub. Just stay out of its way.

Similar to the boodie, the female wombat--once mated--will give birth in only 21 days. She will only have one offspring as well. A young wombat takes 15 months to wean, and it will become sexually active in 18. Nice and slow, that's how it's done.

The biggest wombat in the world goes by the name of Patrick. Although, I could not figure out how long he was, the pictures suggest he is almost as big as the woman who cares for him. What I do know, however, is his weight: 84 pounds. He is charmingly fat, and if there is anything we can love about a wombat is that he is wonderfully chubby.

There are wombats in fiction. In the Australian book series "Blinky Bill" by Dorothy Wall, there is a wombat character who goes by the name Mister Wombat or Wombo as the lead koala likes to call him. There was also a video game for the nearly forgotten Sega Saturn called Willy Wombat. I can't really tell you much about this game since it has fallen into so much obscurity, but I will provide a picture regardless.

In the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a reoccurring, unofficial mascot kept showing up. It was Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat. This character was more of a tongue-in-cheek gag, but it was still popular. You have to understand that some wombats can be quite annoying to people--what with them bowling over people and destroying fences. This is really how the character came to be.

To quote a character from the video game Metal Gear Solid 2, "Laugh, and grow fat!" The quote really sums wombats up for me. I honestly love how they look, and would adore the chance to give those chubby things a big ol' hug. As characters, I do not think they would be ashamed of their bigness. They would encourage it! They would speak up about all the joys of being large and see themselves as more beautiful for it! This is really what I meant by charmingly fat.

So that's it for the wombats. Although, there are three breeds of them, they are all similar enough to close the book on this particular marsupial. I just want you to know that I really do love them. I already love rodents, and the prospects of a big, fat, lovable one is right up there on my "glorious list." They have easily made it into the marsupial hall-of-fame, and I was very happy to write a blog about them.

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From "Blinky Bill."

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Boodie

Here we have another rodent-like marsupial with a silly name. Yes, it shall now be my pleasure to tell you all about the boodie. It's a big boodie too! Indeed, the boodie can average 15 inches from head to tail. The tail is also quite long and somewhat prehensile. It is commonly used to carry nesting material. The boodie resembles a rat with kangaroo feet in many ways, but unlike a rat, its tail is covered in fur with a little white patch at the tip. As their official conservation status is considered "Near Threatened," they can only be found in the off-lying islands of Australia and on the mainland of Shark Bay. Although the boodie is a fun name to say, they are also commonly known as a tungoo, Lesueur's rat-kangaroo, and the short-nosed rat-kangaroo. But I like boodie better.

The boodie is a macropod. This means that they have a large pouch that has a horizontal opening. They are also the only macropod in the world who burrows. They use these borrows for shelter during the day. At night they come out looking for food. Being omnivores, they prefer to eat very little things like tiny plants or very small insects like termites. They are also known for raiding vegetable gardens which do classify them as pests sadly.

The most significant aspect of the boodie is its reproductive qualities. No, I'm serious. I'm not making a joke. Much of my research into this area left me rather fascinated. The boodies are polygamous which basically places more than one female to each male. The females often form what may seem like friendships with each other in boodie society. The males allow this, but they do try to keep other males from messing around with their female boodies. Hehe. Really, it's very hard to write this without laughing. I'm doing my best. I swear it's all based on research.

After two boodies mate, there is a shockingly short gestation period of 21 days. Additionally, there will only ever be one offspring per boodie. That's right: just one. The very second the female has finished giving birth, the male will mate with her again, but here something really odd happens. Once the egg is fertilized, it will go completely dormant until the child has been properly weaned. This is a rare but not unheard of reproductive ability known as facultative embryonic diapause. Only about 100 mammals in our world can do this. Because of their high rate of growth, one female boodie can produce up to three offspring a year.

I think, perhaps, this may be the most shameless display of punning I've done in a while, but I just couldn't resist it. The boodie is still a very interesting creature, and I can see them in fiction as well. Some societies of humans are fond of polygamy, and the boodies as characters would fit right in. Multiple wives would be a norm to them, and the females would become friends with each other as well. I never really saw them as bad people--despite the garden thievery. I am fairly certain they were just trying to provide for their ever-growing families. I would imagine that other visiting marsupials might find their lifestyle a bit too unorthodox, or maybe not.

Agree or disagree with the little guys, they still lead a fascinating life. Here is another reason to love the marsupials, and not just for all the puns; although, the puns are nice too.

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Thursday, March 31, 2016

"Blacky's Birthday" has been published on Smashwords!

Good news! A new "Adventures in Cottontail Pines" book is out. It is called "Blacky's Birthday" and it is available on Smashwords FREE OF CHARGE!

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Also, here is a brief summary of the story as well as the new cover drawn by me and Coy Fields II:

Welcome to the magical town of Cottontail Pines, where animals talk, and there is always a friend around the corner. In this new story called “Blacky’s Birthday,” Blacky the skunk wakes up on his special day expecting to be lavished with attention… and cake. Unfortunately, nobody seems to want to talk to him at all, and worst of all… no cake! Have all of Blacky’s friends decided not to like him anymore? And most importantly, will he never, ever get to eat any cake?! Find out what happens in this cute new story by T.K. Wade.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Quoll

About a year ago, I had a friend that I met on a rather silly website who liked to talk about quolls. "What is a Quoll?" I asked him, for I had never heard of one prior. He explained to me that it was a very large and cute rodent. My friend just about identified with these quolls, and I enjoyed his enthusiasm as well as the pictures he showed me. After talking about this quoll for at least an hour, I informed him that I was currently writing blogs about rodents called the "Rodent Spotlight" and also that I wanted to write one about this lovable creature. He expressed to me that he would enjoy a good blog about his favorite animal, and so I set off to do my research. Imagine my surprise and dismay when I find out that this animal was not a rodent at all! I couldn't possibly write my rodent spotlight about a marsupial, and so the blog was scrapped and my friend was told the horrid truth that his favorite animal was not what he thought it was.

And so my blog begins with this sad story.

The quoll is a rodent-like marsupial native to mainland Australia, New Guinea, and Tasmania. The adults have a body length of up to 29.5 inches with tails that can be as long as 13.8 inches. These tails are also quite hairy. Like many marsupials (and entirely unlike rodents), the quoll has a pouch for keeping its young; however, they are not macropods.

Quolls come in a wide array of colors and patterns. The most common usually have a sort of polka-dot appearance. These make the creature look very cute, and they are likely one of the reasons my friend took so sharply to them. Remember that human beings can be very shallow. We tend to appreciate pretty things when we see them rather then trying to learn more about them. In this matter, I am sure my friend's faux pas is entirely forgivable.

The quoll is mostly carnivorous. He loves meat of all kinda. Insects are the easiest to kill, but he will also go after various amphibians, lizards, and an occasional bird. One of the major problems for the Quoll comes in the form of an amphibian called the cane toad. Where it is true the quoll loves to eat these cane toads, it always--without exception--leads to their death by way of poisoning. The cane toad shares his habitat with the hungry quoll, and unfortunately, they regularly end up killing each other. As an act of conservation, the University of Sydney has been attempting to teach the quolls about the dangers of these cane toads. We should wish them the best of luck.

Quolls are mainly solitary creatures. They do not mind the company of other quolls; however, there is nothing social about it. They simply go about their business while ignoring one another. The only real social interactions occur during mating season. A female will bear up to 18 offspring in one litter; however, only 6 will survive the first two weeks. When a female quoll prepares to have children, her pouch will form and become usable. This is not something I read about a lot with marsupials. Usually the pouch is already there. In the case of the quoll, there are closed folds of skin that split apart to make room for the offspring when they are ready.

I could not find any major works of fiction involving the quoll. I get really peaceful vibes from them. Although loners, they live with with the land and are polite to those they meet. Non-social does not necessarily mean socially awkward. Some people are simply the type who wish to be left alone but mean no ill-will to others around them. This is how I saw the quoll.

Returning to my friend who thought he fell in love with a rodent: he is doing quite well now that he has come to accept that his one joy in life is in fact a marsupial. He still goes about singing the creature's praises. It pleases me to no end when someone proudly finds something he loves and will tell the world of its virtues. I too am a quoll fan, and that is why I am writing this blog. When you love something, you should be quite vocal about it. Let people see your joy, and perhaps, they will find joy in it themselves.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Marsupial Spotlight: Tasmanian Devil

When I first saw a picture of the Tasmanian devil, I thought I was looking at a picture of a baby bear. On close inspection, there are some important differences. Apparently, I am not the first person to see this similarity though, so I did not feel too bad about it.

The Tasmanian devil can only be found in the Australian island of--of course--Tasmania. They are EVERYWHERE on this island, and despite being secluded to this one place in the world, there is no concern that these marsupials will go extinct. Physically, this animal has a body length of 22 inches and a tail length of 9.6 inches. The tail is interesting in and of itself as you shall find out soon.

I can assume anyone reading this is just bouncing in their seat waiting for me to get to the fiction portion of this blog, but you'll just have to wait. We all know where this is going to end up, but I think you may find the real Tasmanian devil to be a little different than expected. The first thing people think when they hear the name "devil" when referencing an animal usually has to do with heavy aggression. Well, Tasmanian devils are carnivores and they are very violent when it comes to killing their prey. They have to be if they want to eat. But what about with humans?

Surprisingly, these so-called devils are rather docile around humans. They will stand very still in the human's presence and shake nervously if the person approaches them. The devil turns into a kitten when it comes to humans, but I would still not try to pet it. A lot of the misconceptions about the Tasmanian devils came from old Aborigine lore. It was later disproved by the scientific community, and the species have been studied under different perceptions ever since.

As I said before, the Tasmanian devil is a carnivore. They really are not that picky about what kind of meat they eat. They will go after anything that can't capably fight back. They will also eat roadkill when given the opportunity. It is a common sight to see a number of Tasmanian devils eating off of one corpse, but that does not mean that they run in packs. These marsupials are actually loners, but there are so many of them in Tasmania that they often will bump into each other. Hey, at least they are polite about it. These animals have whiskers all over their face and head which helps them keep a safe eating distance away from one of the other feeders. Although loners, they were designed to live together anyways. Isn't that interesting?

Now, about their tails: All of the Tasmanian devil's body fat gets routed into its tail. That means that if one of them is getting a lot to eat, he will have a very fat tail. If he is being overfed, he has to drag the silly thing around. I think this is actually pretty funny, and I don't really know of a similar example found in any other animal.

In fiction, I think that everyone in the world has heard of Taz. Formerly known as simply "The Tasmanian Devil," Taz was first featured in ONLY five Loony Tunes shorts from 1954 to 1964. He was known for being absolutely the poster-child for chaos and violence and would spin himself like a mini tornado causing havoc with everything he touched--a sharp contrast to the real animal. His fame really picked up when the old cartoons began to appear in reruns on TV, and then he became a staple in the Loony Tunes cast of characters. In 1991, the world was introduced to the television show "Taz-Mania." This was really Taz's big break. They gave him a family and added a rather interesting extended cast of Australia-based characters. The show was very good. His family was entirely in contrast to him. They were civil and calm but they still accepted their crazy son regardless of his wild behavior and primitive form of speech.

I particularly loved the part of the father who was named Hugh. He was the most relaxed character in the whole show. He had a way of saying things that would just make you laugh. He was voiced by comedian Maurice LaMarche who in his own right is a very funny man. On the topic of voices, Taz was voiced by none other than Jim Cummings who was one of the voice-actor greats of the day.

As popular as Taz is in fiction, he does not represent the real deal. The phrase "together but alone" comes to mind when I think of these creatures as people. They are simply anti-social despite having to live together. You see something similar happen with humans in large American cities. They live in great bunches, but at the end of the day, they don't acknowledge each other. Isn't that fascinating? Based on the marsupial's reactions to humans, I see them as very shy. They don't really want trouble. They simply want to live peaceably with their environment.

Although not like the creature we knew from cartoons, the Tasmanian devil still has a personality that is fascinating. It shall go down in the marsupial hall of fame purely on the basis of a misconception, but what is wrong with that? It just goes to show you what the imagination can bring to the world.

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