Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Kiss Me Goodbye [Short Story Review]

[I spoil the hell out of this story.]

"Kiss Me Goodbye" is s short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I do not know the original publication date for this one.)

This story is set in Los Angeles in 1937. The main character is a cop/detective named Eddie. Now, I know what you must be thinking. A cop named Eddie, and it was written by Gary K. Wolf? Is his last name Valiant?! Well... no. In fact, his name isn't given at all. It could possibly be an earlier version of him. "Who Frames Roger Rabbit?" was set in 1947, after all. Either way, this information is not given.

Eddie is heading to the justice of the peace to get married to his girl, but when he confronts her he accuses her of stealing a priceless jewel in a mission they were both involved in. Spoiler: she actually did do this, rendering the whole marriage a non-event. Even more shocking is when she pulls a gun on him, and he is forced to defend himself, killing her on the spot. The scene is sad, dark, and brutal.

Now, what I find very interesting about this story is that it feels like the final chapter of a a lengthy noir book... but this is all there is. You do not get anything but the final play. This means everything that comes before it has to be hastily slipped into the narrative and dialog in this one chapter alone. It also has to be done as eloquently as possible, or else the reader might get a little suspicious!

Gary K. Wolf actually does accomplish this... but it still left me scratching my head. Why only write the final scene of a non-existent book? I don't have the answer to why he did it, but I don't think any harm was done. It was a neat idea, and I like that he bothered to try. Sometimes writing can be an experiment. Hell, I got a friend who is trying to write a musical as a narrative book. He's recording the music to be heard elsewhere. That's good, and this short story is cool in its own way. It proves that it might actually be possible to have an entire story... while only writing the final chapter. That's insane.

I really liked "Kiss Me Goodbye" for the experiment that it was, and I do recommend it. I encourage all writers to try a little experimenting once in a while. You might stumble onto a side of yourself you didn't know existed... and from there you may find your options in storytelling have broadened a bit.

This blog was written on June 15, 2026.

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Monday, June 29, 2026

Which Witch is Which? [Short Story Review]

"Which Witch is Which?" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I do not actually know when the original was published, but I can safely say it is somewhere around 1998 to the early 2000s based on subject matter.)

This story reads like an interview article written by Jessica Rabbit. She is interviewing the stars of the hit TV show "Charmed," which I have never watched at all. I barely even remember it. Anyway, Jessica goes on a little adventure with actresses Shannen Maria Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, and Alyssa Jayne Milano.

Calling this an interview is a little inappropriate. It never really adopts a transcript style like in "Here's Lookin' at You, Babs!". It just loosely talks about what it is like to hang around the three actresses as they go to various events.

The charm of the story is how much wit and bite Jessica's writing has. For one, she already has issues with them since she believes she was beaten out of one of those roles to begin with. Even so, she still has the strength to be their temporary girl pal.

Jessica was a little bit understated in the movie compared to this story. She was clearly a bad girl (drawn that way apparently), but her screentime was a bit limited. This story features her front and center and is entirely full of her opinions from beginning to end. There are people who might be interested in this, even without not caring about "Charmed" at all. What I am saying is that I think this world needs more Jessica Rabbit. She's awesome.

The whole thing is entirely fake and silly, and I am not even sure the real actresses even knew this thing was being written. I think Gary, once again, had an insane idea and just wanted to see it happen. If you have seen the show "Charmed" or not, I still recommend this story, especially if you like Jessica Rabbit.

This blog was written on June 12, 2026.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Inspector Timber and the Three Pigs [Short Story Review]

[I spoil the main beats of the story.]

"Inspector Timber and the Three Pigs" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I do not actually know the original publication date of this particular story.)

This was a silly one. If the title doesn't give it away, this is a retelling of "The Three Little Pigs." It has its own weird lore to it. For one, the pigs don't seem to know each other this time around, and they are building very specific things such as a museums, a cathedral, and a fast food chain. The wolf is actually a building inspector who really enjoys his job, especially when he gets to condemn a building for whatever violations he can find.

The story seems to take place in a post-human world, where animals have taken over civilization. It is referred to as a "Fairy Tale" world regardless. But this story does not really progress in the same way as the original. The wolf does not consume the pigs, but instead he tries to get a piece of the action in exchange for letting the pigs continue with their endeavors. Quite a strange way of devouring someone, I guess.

This story is probably intended as satire. I do recommend it. It feels like Gary had a silly idea and just bothered to put it down on paper in his spare time. I liked it.

This blog was written on June 10, 2026.

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Monday, June 22, 2026

Who We Need Here is Mister Tom Edison [Short Story Review]

"Who We Need Here is Mister Ton Edison" is a short science fiction/western story by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (Although I do not know when the original story was published, I feel like it must have been somewhere around the early 2000s because of its content.)

This story is kind of a rare breed. Scifi westerns are a bit uncommon, but I have run into a few here and there. The idea here is that a time-traveler from the distant future has come to the old west to trade high tech items to the people in exchange for their absolutely regular everyday items. Although this seems like a disproportional trade, the man intends to take it back to the future and sell them as mint condition antiques. It would actually be a very profitable thing to do.

The problem here is that, in doing this, he is absolutely ruining the past. It's a butterfly effect problem. People are straight-up not being born because of his actions, making him something like a mass murderer.

The main character is a man named Gristle who is not buying into the high-tech stuff and is continuing to live his life the way he was raised. He is confronted by another time-traveler, a beautiful woman, who explains to him that the first time-traveler is ruining the time-line and that he needs to stand up to him. Gristle, being a man who had killed a number of people before, chooses to make the confrontation, seeing him for the mass-murderer that he is. I won't spoil anymore than that though.

A brief explanation of the story's title is needed, I suppose. Gristle once had a good friend named Tom Edison, who really is the famous inventor. In this weird timeline, Edison died in an accident. Part of the story here deals with that, but I won't go into why, as I think this story is worth reading.

I do recommend this story. Although the premise is absurd, the author takes more care than you might think. It draws you in and ultimately comes out surprisingly satisfactory with its conclusion. I enjoyed this one a lot.

This blog was written on June 8, 2026.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

The Unhardy Boys in Outer Space [Short Story Review]

[I spoil some of the main points of the story.]

"The Unhardy Boys of Outer Space" is a lengthy short story written by Gary K. Wolf and Archbishop John J. Myers. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released, but it references things from the late 90's and early 2000s.)

The story follows two men living in a futuristic space station. Michael is a science fiction writer and his best friend is Father Jack who is a priest. They are both extreme fans of science fiction. Father Jack assists Michael with with ideas as well as writing and editing. The fun of the story stems from the fact that science fiction is being written from outer space. You can imagine how well those books might sell.

This story is a heart-warming tale of two friends that share something in common. A good portion of the story is slice-of-life, where they are simply dealing with their life working on a space station. They continually make scifi and movie references to each other. I recognized most of them, but I feel like a lot of people today might not catch them. This story is a product of its time.

The point of all of those references is just seeing these two dorks get along with each other. It's nice and surprisingly relaxing to read. I say this with a little bit of irritation. I tend to really dislike references made in stories, but I am not sure this one would have worked otherwise. Like I said: it is a product of its time. This story may not be relevant in another decade.

Even though the bulk of the story just deals with these two nerds enjoying each other's company, it does actually get serious towards the third act. One of the younger employees at the station likes to bully them, and his life ends up being in danger when he gets separated from the station in the vacuum of space. These two guys put all their hatred aside to go rescue him, and this turns out to be one of the most intense scenes I have ever read in literature. This was mainly because these two knew near to nothing about space walks. It was a good read, and I enjoyed its conclusion.

Despite the fact that the story has unfortunately dated itself by using so many scifi references, I still recommend this story for its very friendly and relaxing nature. Although it does have some exciting space adventure mixed into it, the core of it is a story about two inseparable friends.

I would also like to say that this story reminds me of stuff my friend Donald White has written. I kept thinking of him while I read this. He used to write stories that tossed constant references into it in a similar way that this story did. I bet he would probably enjoy this one too.

This blog was written on June 4, 2026.

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Monday, June 15, 2026

Backrooms [Movie Review]

"Backrooms" is a movie that was released in 2026. A week ago, in fact. It is the continuation of a freaky horror series that has been running on YouTube for many years. It was directed by the series' creator Kane Parsons.

When I heard he was making a movie for "Backrooms," I suddenly had a good feeling about it. I was a little sad to not have any new content on YouTube for a while, but I felt like it would all pay off eventually.

It did.

"Backrooms" is absolute peak horror as well as an all-around great motion picture experience. It does the very concept of film making some serious well-needed justice in an era that is just full of boiler plate crap.

Now, I don't want to spoil this movie. It's still out! I want to stick only to the bare summary rather than just spoiling everything about it. I may do that later, but this is not the time for that.

"Backrooms" is about a struggling furniture salesman named Clark who stumbles into a section of wall inside the basement of his store that he can simply walk through. On the other side, he finds a strange and surreal place that almost looks normal but really isn't at all. This area is the creepy place we all know as the Backrooms.

That's really all I feel comfortable telling you of the plot. I do want to say that the lead actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor [How the heck do you pronounce that name?!], did some of the best acting for the part of Clark I have seen in a long time. In fact, the entire cast did a fantastic job. I could just about believe these were all real people trying to deal with a place that should be impossible. I don't really have any complaints about this film. It has ended up becoming my favorite horror film of all time.

Naturally, I want to recommend this film, but a question still lingers in my mind: Who is this film for? Well, horror fans naturally. I also might ask if you happen to be a fan of Silent Hill. You may actually like this for similar reasons. "Backrooms" does something similar to Silent Hill, only the lights stay on. Nothing gets disgusting or grungy... they just get very strange and confusing. You have to see it to understand.

Either way, I recommend the film, and I definitely want more in coming years! Once some time goes by, I'll do a bigger breakdown about the finer points of the film, fully spoiling it. I just would rather people go see it right now.

This blog was written on June 3, 2026.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2026

The Moviegoer [Book Review]

"The Moviegoer" is a novel by Walker Percy. It was published in 1960.

I read this on a whim. I was looking through the classics section of the bookstore and just stumbled onto this. I do this sometimes. I had never heard of it or anything. I just picked it up and decided I'd read it, and so I did.

The story followed Binx Bolling, a well-to-do man who is a part of an upper-class family living in New Orleans. He loves going to the movies, but much of the book is him being extremely introspective while also being observant about how reality differs from how the movies present it. This is apparently how the author is as well. It was mentioned in the "About the Author" section. So Binx seems to be some sort of representation of the author in a fictional situation.

The book reads something like a mid-life crisis in progress... handled in a fairly mature manner. Binx is trying to figure out what is real and what is worth doing with the remainder of his life. This often involves trying to spark up sexual relationships with whatever secretary is working for him at the time. There is also a woman being taken care of by the family named Kate that has some major psychological problems. Binx is very attracted to her for different reasons. (Her problems have more to do with her fiancé being killed in an accident. The shock messed her up.)

The author will take you through nearly every aspect of his life in more detail than you probably want to deal with. I have to admit that much of it just about put me to sleep. He was really trying to paint a picture, but I was generally more interested in where the story was going. I can't really fault him for doing this. I think I just prefer things differently in my books.

I was somewhat interested in how a guy like this views religion, since much of his family were religious. He was mostly indifferent to it. It was just something he was uninterested in it, and I have to say that it might have fixed a number of problems for him a bit quicker. Either way, there did not seem to be much hate for it in this book, which is good. The author behaved himself.

I think my main beef with the book is that it barely had anything to do with going to the movies. I mean... it's there. It's very clear he likes the movies, but I kept forgetting it because of the wide gulfs between the redundancies. He would mention a movie or a celebrity, and I would suddenly think, "Oh, right! He likes movies! He's a moviegoer!"

Don't get me wrong. It is the main theme of the book. He just barely brought it up.

I won't be spoiling this one. You get the basic idea. Binx is a man who is trying to figure reality out. That's all. That's the book. It really was not for me. Does that sort of thing interest you? If so, I recommend it. If not, read something else. It just is what it is, and to be fair, it was written well enough for what it is.

This blog was written on May 26, 2026.

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Monday, June 8, 2026

Stay Tooned, Folks! [Short Story Review]

[I spoil the main points of this story.]

"Stay Tooned, Folks!" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

Holy crap! What even was this?!

It took me a little time to figure out what was even going on. Sometimes Gary's stories can just drop you right into a situation, and it's all hands on deck! You have to figure out where you are real fast and then deal with whatever consequences he has forced upon you. It took me several sessions of reading this before I realized the fascinating horror, if you can call it a horror, that was this story.

Indeed, it may not be a horror. It may just be weird.

The story takes place in the same universe as "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". As far as I can tell, there is a very serious human actor named Tadbitty who has a show that is floundering. The director of the show begins inviting toons into the studio in order to change the show's format into more of a goofy comedy affair. The problem is that Tadbitty doesn't really fit into the theme of the new show and is set to be fired/canceled... or... something.

Actually, I had to double take when I got to this part. It appeared, and I am not joking here, that Tadbitty was expected to commit suicide if he ever got canceled. I don't know if this was arranged as a part of his contract or something, but the director literally hands him a gun and tells him to do the deed over a trashcan so as not make a mess. What the actual hell?!

Tadbitty is thankfully offered an alternative to killing himself. He is told that he can be a part of the new show's format if he goes to a place called "Toon You," which converts humans into toons... at least partially. In order to save his own life/career, Tadbitty agrees to do this.

The plan works... but at what cost? Tadbitty's dry and dull personality suddenly shifts into something more psychotic. He is more like a clown now, and even had a very large red nose. He revels in cartoon violence and even enjoys hurting other toons for his own amusement. Roger Rabbit even encourages his behavior, calling it all fun!

Imagine going through a process that turns you into a mad toon to the point where your entire personality changes. I am not sure if this story is intended as a horror, but it sure sometimes felt like one. I was really shocked by it, but I suppose it was no less disturbing than some of the scenes found in the movie. Remember Judge Doom? Yeah? You know what I'm talking about!

Yeah, I actually do recommend this story, but I feel like it's going to strike different people in different ways. For me, it sent shivers down my spine. I cannot even imagine what it would have been like for Tadbitty. And I still cannot believe the forced suicidal implications. What even was that?

This blog was written on May 21, 2026.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Here's Lookin' at You, Babs! [Short Story Review]

"Here's Lookin' at You, Babs!" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

This was a treat. Plain and simple, this whole story is Barbera Walters interviewing Roger Rabbit. It is done how most celebrity interviews are conducted, starting off with a complete introduction of the arrival and meeting. This is then followed by a transcript of the actual interview. The whole thing is witty as hell. Even the parts before Roger shows up is comically written.

If you are a fan of Roger Rabbit in any capacity, then this is a great little gem. It really reminds you what made that character so endearing. He is entirely a toon and is fully knowledgeable about what being a toon is all about. Being he is one of the sillier ones, he does a good job at giving his opinion in his own goofy way. I totally recommend this one.

The story is brief, so I want to keep the review brief as well. I will, however, leave you with my two favorite parts of the whole interview:

Barbera Walters: How old are you?

Roger Rabbit: That's one of two questions you never ask a Toon.

Barbera Walters: What's the other one?

Roger Rabbit: What's the other one.

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Barbera Walters: How do you feel about sex in the cinema?

Roger Rabbit: Personally, I prefer popcorn.

This blog was written on May 13, 2026.

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Monday, June 1, 2026

A River Runs Through Toontown [Short Story Review]

"A River Runs Through Toontown" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

Fun fact! Gary K. Wolf is the sole creator of the characters Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit. He wrote the book that the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" was (extremely loosely) based on. As it turns out, the guy also did a lot of weird scifi stories as well, which is why I looked into his stuff. I was wondering when the concept of Toontown was going to show up in his short stories.

The problem with this story, however, is that it is not super great. It barely has any plot at all. It is about a four-minute read. It sounds like it is taking place on a movie set inside of Toontown, populated by a flurry of famous and ancient men. I'm not quite sure why these men are in the story, but they are. None of them are toons.

Roger and Jessica float down a nearby river and just randomly show up. When they talk, they do it silently through talk bubbles, which is how it was handled in the first book. You had to read everything that toons said. Past this, there is not a whole lot to say about this story. It is over almost as quick as it starts.

Still, this is the very first Roger Rabbit short story, and it is sooooo short that it makes recommending it rather easy. There is not much of a commitment issue here. Just read it and form your own opinion. And besides, how can you go wrong with anything involving Jessica Rabbit?

This blog was written on May 11, 2026.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Doctor Rivet and Supercon Sal [Short Story Review]

"Doctor Rivet and Supercon Sal" is a lengthy short science fiction story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

This story is very silly! It involves a con artist who has sex with robots and a women who runs a fake cult who are both taken advantage of by a corrupt drug-runner in outer space.  They are basically picked up and pitted against each other... until they realize what is happening. They team up and attempt to get revenge on the drug-runner.

It gets way more complicated than that. In fact, I often had a little trouble trying to keep track of exactly what was happening. This story has a whole lot of things all happening in one fairly brief story. You got some espionage, some breakneck gun battles, and some extremely close calls. All the while, the characters--all the characters--never lose their calm demeanors.

There is even a walking, talking robotic kitchenette that acts as a double spy in the story. By that point, my head was spinning. A kitchenette?! The robotic personification of a place where you cook food?!

Obviously, a lot of this is tongue-in-cheek. It's a comedy. I mean... the male lead likes to hump robots for crying out loud. Not even humanoid ones. Yes, it's that bad.

I actually enjoyed reading this story! I recommend it too. It's just a silly fun read that will kill a couple of hours. Sometimes scifi doesn't have to be serious all of the time.

This blog was written on May 9, 2026.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

The Bridge Builder [Short Story Review]

"The Bridge Builder" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

What the heck is this story?! It feels like a complete departure from his other ones!

Anyways, the whole story is written from the first person perspective. The main character loves building bridges. That's obvious. He talks with a very unusual accent, and there is a lot in this story that is hard to understand because of it.

The main thrust of the story seems to be that he maybe likes building bridges too much. He seems to be doing it to the point where... like... parts of his body start falling off of him. And he doesn't care. He just keeps building them... and more parts fall off of him. What is even happening?

This one had me scratching my head. I have a feeling that there might be some sort of darker message happening here. It might be taking place in some radioactive wasteland... or... he might just really like building bridges too much! It was a really confusing read. Like I said, his dialect gave ma all sorts of problems.

I don't think I am going to recommend this one. It doesn't seem up to par with his other works, but that's just my opinion. You can easily do better.

This blog was written on April 20, 2026.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Slammer [Short Story Review]

[I spoil the main points of the story.]

"Slammer" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

A guy wakes up and he's in the place he doesn't recognize. It looks like a bad part of town, but what it really is is a city-sized prison. Basically, when you commit a crime, you just get tossed into a part of the city with all the other criminals. It still sort of functions, but committing crimes here are not really punished very harshly since everyone there is basically there for a similar reason.

The main problem in this story is that the main character doesn't belong there. He was mistakenly sent there and has to learn how to live in a place like that until he can find a police officer and explain the mistake. The only issue is that he seems to be having more success there than he did in the the more legal part of the city.

The concept of a city-sized prison has been done to death, but that's only because it's a fascinating idea. The most notable example was in the Batman series with Arkham City, which was that very idea. Just toss everyone in that one spot and let them rot. A neat idea, but it was also a breeding ground for the cities most ruthless individuals.

In real life, there's Australia. The whole damn continent was a prison. It still ended up being a proper country, though. Still funny if you think about it.

Another funny example happens sometimes in video games. Sometimes when cheaters are found in a multiplayer match, the mods will force them to play in servers that are filled with other cheaters. It basically levels the playing field for them since everyone is cheating now.

I did enjoy this story, and I do recommend it. It's cool to see how this idea has popped up here and there in all of its forms. Sometimes it's fiction and sometimes it's real. Crazy stuff.

This blog was written on April 20, 2026.

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Monday, May 18, 2026

Therapy [Short Story Review]

[I spoil the ending of the story.]

"Therapy" is a short science fiction story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

This one was funny and short. The story itself is about a married couple that is having a vicious quarrel, while a robotic therapist attempts to help them with their problems. It's absurd, but I can tell that the author is predicting that something like this might happen. In a way, it already has.

There are AI therapy apps available today. Some of them even talk. The problem here is that there really is no way for this to work outside of a real human being who can personally relate to another human being. Robots should not be put in charge of such a thing.

The crazy part is that the elevator robot does a better job by just locking them in there until they make up. Hilarious and shockingly relevant. I recommend the story.

This blog was written on April 15, 2026.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Dissolve [Short Story Review]

"Dissolve" is a short story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

This one is a confusing mess. It starts off being an interview about television on a talk show, but then it changes into a myriad of other scenes. Some of them make it seem like it takes place in an apocalyptic future, but in the same studio. It, however, never seems to remain consistent.

The story actually feels like someone constantly changing the channels on a television set. There is even one sequence that describes a cartoon. In this specific example, it is a walrus trying to steal honey from a beehive. Why not a bear? Actually it does not matter. Really, I don't care.

Commercials are also included in this mishmash. Every now and then, we seem to visit the scene happening in the apocalyptic future, but I can never be sure if it's real or if it's just another show. In the end, the story may have explained itself... but I just couldn't figure it out. It left me scratching my head.

I don't think I can recommend this one. Some things are just a bit too subtle to be considered accessible by most people. Someone flipping through TV channel, whether there is a point to it or not, is not my idea of a good story.

This blog was written on April 13, 2026.

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Monday, May 11, 2026

Contrast [An essay]

I have spoken at length to my friends and also occasionally on this blog about contrast. It is, I believe, a vastly important aspect of art that exists prominently in all forms of media. Many people consider contrast to be only an aspect of the visual medium, but that is simply not true. Contrast applies to all things, and if it exists, you will notice it.

The point of contrast is to help you notice what is there. A good example of both sides of the argument comes in the form of a video game called "The Unfinished Swan." At the very beginning of the game, you are dropped into a 3D environment where absolutely every object is painted white. Not just white, but pure white, the same shade of white. This causes you to be essentially blind. Everything is there, but there is no contrast at all, making everything invisible.

You soon find out that you can throw out paint balls that add color to the various walls and stairways, finally allowing you to see what's there. These paint balls are adding contrast to the white that's everywhere. The point of contrast has always been to make things more visible.

In the opposite court, soldiers use something called camouflage, which causes them to blend into their environments better. These articles of clothing are designed to remove contrast from themselves. The removal of contrast makes things less visible, which is entirely the point. If they were standing in the jungle wearing a bright orange shirt, they would have a great deal of contrast. They would also be promptly shot.

In the medium of the motion picture, contrast has it's place. Some of the more extreme examples are "Dick Tracy (1990)" and "Speed Racer (2008)," both of which used contrasting color schemes to make everything pop out of the screen onto your eyeballs.

But it isn't all about color. Sometimes it is about contrast in characters or personalities. The "buddy cop" genre often paired two people up that were very different from each other. In fact, that was a staple of the genre! The contrast in their characters made them both all the more visible. If they blended into each other, you might have trouble remembering one from the other.

In classic comedy, you had Laurel and Hardy. One was fat; one was skinny. One was simple minded and childlike; one was pompous and easily aggravated. It was very hard to get the two mixed up.

Contrast in film does not require two characters. In the case of "Mr. Bean," the character contrasted with the world around him. He was so strange that he seemed to stand out like a sore thumb, and that made him all the more amusing when he did goofy things.

Contrast can also be found in the written word. This is accomplished nearly in the selfsame way as it is done in film. You merely need to create contrast of character types or situations in the same manner. If done correctly, those characters will be more memorable to people who have read about them. If you, however, mistakenly write every character to be roughly the same, people may struggle to remember one character from another. Character variety creates contrast. Contrast creates visibility. If everything feels the same, people will struggle to care about the details.

In conclusion, look around you right now. What things inside your house seem to blend in, and what things feel like they are standing out. Take note of it. Think about movies and books you have read where you specifically remember the difference in things. Become aware of the contrast around you, and perhaps you can use it to your advantage. And most importantly remember this: if you can see something, that means that there is at least a little contrast happening. Without it, we'd all be blind.

This blog was written on April 9, 2026.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

A Letter to a Royal Academy [Essay Review]

Now, for something completely stupid.

"A Letter to a Royal Academy," otherwise popularly known as "Fart Proudly" is a letter/essay written by Benjamin Franklin while he was acting as our ambassador to France. It was written around 1781 and handed off to some of his friends. It was not officially published until 1920. (Forgive me if some of these details are incorrect. I had some trouble finding the specifics.)

This is the most useless book (pamphlet?) in my collection. I hate looking at it, and the only reason I am reviewing it is because of the fact that I recently review a book under the same title... that being "Fart Proudly."

You see, they took Benjamin Franklin's autobiography and a few choice writings and slapped them together without including this letter into it... and then they had the audacity to call it "Fart Proudly." It made no sense since this essay could have easily fit right into it. This led me to have to acquire a small booklet that has a cover so horrible and stupid that I won't be showing it to you. You get an image of Franklin instead. Just deal with it.

The essay is still somewhat interesting, as it is a pun-filled document about why farting is important and also on how we may make farting more pleasant for the people around us. It's interesting because this unholy abomination was written by one of our founding fathers.

The whole thing is obviously written in jest. He even tries to write it as eloquently as possible, putting on more airs than he usually does. He even wrote some of it in different languages too, which is not something he is known for. The whole point of doing it this way was to create contrast. He was eloquently writing about farting. Get it?

Don't get me wrong; it's very clever. I am surprised at how genuinely funny it is, especially when you consider who wrote it. I just don't prefer this sort of humor. I have friends who like this; I just don't. But I fully appreciate it for it's historical significance.

I should say, however, that some of his solutions for making farts smell better sound... for lack of a better term... kind of dangerous... or deadly. Although he does push for being vegetarian in the letter, because that's what he was, he has suggested putting additives of which sound extremely toxic in your food. Ever considered putting a little turpentine in your food? Well, Benjamin Franklin thinks it might be a good idea.

Either way, I don't have any reason not to recommend this. I just don't want to read it again. It's really stupid, and, outside of an episode of Ren and Stimpy, I just don't get into fart humor. Heck, I barely get into it with Ren and Stimpy. I'd rather just let this essay pass.

...

You heard what I said!

This blog was written on April 9, 2026.

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Monday, May 4, 2026

Odder [Book Review]

"Odder" is a book by Katherine Applegate. It was published in 2022. I stumbled over this one at a bookstore. You may remember I read a previous book by her called "Crenshaw."

"Odder" was a wild ride, and I don't think I'll ever find another one like it. It is a story about a female otter raised in an aquarium and then released back into the wild... only to be bitten by a shark. The story tells of her relationship to other otters as well as with the humans taking care of her.

This is the type of story that I often call "unfairly manipulated by the author," insomuch as the author is giving a real feral otter human feelings that we can understand that would not otherwise exist in real life. This is not a complaint. I actually like coming across stories like this. It's good for the imagination, and frankly we do it all the time with our pets.

What is crazy about this book is that it is entirely written in free verse poetry. There is not a consistent structure to the poetry and nothing ever rhymes. I have seen stories written this way, but they are often filled with chiefly poetic jargon and is a pain to read. "Odder" amazingly reads as if it was written in prose, and I have no idea how she did it. Bravo.

Honestly, the way she constructed her verse is so good that I would have been happy to read another one just like this for the experience alone. It had me scratching my head. How can free verse poetry read so fluidly?! Katherine is obviously very talented.

Of course, I do recommend this book, but I do want to warn you about something. Most people love and adore otters, but this book does not ever pull its punches. It deals with extremely hard topics, some of which turned my stomach a bit. It never does it just to be mean; it's just trying to be honest about what happens in the wild and even some bad things that happen in aquariums. All said, however, I loved the experience and would enjoy seeing more like it.

This blog was written on April 8, 2026.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2026

In Memory of Lindy Lovely [Short Story Review]

"In Memory of Lindy Lovely" is a short science fiction story by Gary K. Wolf. It was published in a collection in 2012. (I don't actually know when the story was originally released.)

This story is about a future where memories can be bought and sold. You can go into a mall and have a new memory implanted in your head of you going on a cruise or some other sort of adventure. You will remember it as if it actually happened, which most might see as actually experiencing it for real. It is sort of a "Total Recall" type thing.

The problem here is that memories of horrible acts are also available on the black market. From there, you can experience the act of murder or even dying yourself if you wanted to. The main thrust of the story deals with this black market memory racket.

This was a pretty good story, and I have seen many other franchises that fiddles with the idea of memory implants and extractions. Other than the aforementioned movie/story, there is also the video game "Remember Me," which I quite enjoyed. It was made by the studio that created "Life is Strange" before they sold their souls. It also dealt with the dystopian concept of memory manipulations.

I do actually think this technology will happen someday, and it is really scary. I have personally done similar things with hypnosis, and it is possible for a hypnotist to implant memories into your brain with your consent. Imagine if we began using technology and AI to do the same. It would be very addicting, and the world would soon face a very real case of mass amnesia.

It's not all bad though. The story also shows the good side of things. It shows how the police force uses the technology to remove the memories of rape from an abused child. I liked that the author did this, showing that new technology can be used for both good and evil.

Either way, I do recommend this story. It was a solid look at what may be possible down the line. Definitely give this one a read.

This blog was written on April 8, 2026.

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Monday, April 27, 2026

Pop [Short Story Review]

[I spoil some aspects of this story but not all of it.]

"Pop" is a short science fiction story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012.

I've mentioned before that the problem with classic scifi stories is that they often have a nasty political bent to them. If you ever want to get into classic scifi then you need to prepare yourself to contend with that, otherwise just skip it over.

"Pop" is a story that has that political bent. It takes place in a world where aliens have taken over Earth, and the human race has had to live on other planets and in spaceships while they try and figure out how to take Earth back.

The story centers around a military hero nicknamed "Pop" who is presented as the manliest old guy to ever serve. He is also extremely gung ho in all cases. When they first met this new slug race, Pop made the decision to just start shooting. The slugs retaliated by taking over their planet.

In the story, Pop's son had been trying his best to convince everybody that they should just talk and compromise with this race rather than just trying to kill them, but he is seen as weak and is ultimately just used as an example of what not to do. Also they do really bad things to this poor guy too.

This whole story is a mess. Everything is extremely exaggerated, and it feels like this was done to make some sort of point. I don't really recommend this one. I will say, however, that there was a lot of lost potential here, because the whole setup for the story was really interesting. I prefer scifi stories that don't lean too far into a message, and this one really failed at that. Give your readers some credit, guys!

This blog was written on April 3, 2026.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Love Story [Short Story Review]

[I spoil this entire story.]

"Love Story" is a short science fiction story written by Gary K. Wolf. It was published as part of a collection in 2012.

"Love Story" takes place in a dystopian world that has become so overcrowded that it has basically reached its limit. Everything has to be automated, and bureaucracy has actually become a necessity just to keep track of everyone.

The focus on this story is, as he title suggests, all about love. It has to do with marriage, love, and child bearing, but these things are entirely different in a world where taking two steps means you'll bump into someone. There are forms to fill out and requests needed to be made in order to even have a child.

Also it's a bit backwards here. Baby-making comes first, and then you get married. I'll explain why in a second. This baby, once approved, actually happens inside a pregnant robot named Wombette. They still pull the genetic material from the parents, though. Also the baby has to be perfect or else it does not make it to completion. This all has to do with the fact that they are living in an over-crowded world and nobody has the resources to deal with children with problems.

The story goes over all these issues, and the children are going to be born and indoctrinated into the world as it presently is. Now, they are allowed to get married, and they do. They are married by a priest, given some crackers to eat, and those crackers happen to be poisoned. They die right there at the ceremony. Why? So that their two new children can fill their slots.

This is an example of a very well made dystopian story. I have read others like this, and they always leave you with weird feelings, and they might even make you giggle a little... like in a crazy way. Although it does deal with topics that make me very uncomfortable, I still recommend it for what it is. Dystopian fiction is intended to make people feel uncomfortable, and, if it fails to do that, it fails in general.

This blog was written on March 31, 2026.

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Monday, April 20, 2026

Metamorphosis [Book Review]

[I spoil the main points of this book, including how it ends.]

"Metamorphosis" is a book written by Franz Kafka. It was published in 1915.

There is a type of story I run into now and again where something happens in the story for no other reason but that the author made it happen. In the case of "Metamorphosis," a man named Gregor Samsa turns into a giant bug. There is no reason ever given why this happens; it simply happens because the author wanted it to happen. That's it.

From there, you see the result as it would play out. Sadly, much of it is very bad. For one, Gregor has no idea how to operate his new body. The author did not give him that. He has to spend much of the book trying to puppet himself properly. Secondly, he lives with his family and has a job, both of which are severely affected by the very real fact that he is a bug now.

It sucks, because Gregor was a major financial contributor to a family that was just barely hanging on. They cannot rely on him anymore, so they are doing everything they can to make money so they don't end up homeless. They can barely stand to look at him as well, so the relationship with Gregor is not going well.

Gregor cannot talk anymore. He cannot communicate with his own family, and they simply struggle to figure out what he wants. This relationship breaks down even more because they are also dealing with the problems of poverty. To be clear, things are just as bad for the family as it is for Gregor. Both sides are bad. Even if they particularly wanted to treat him well, they cannot understand him enough to properly do it. Everything falls apart because of what the author did here. And yes... I am blaming him.

Ultimately, Gregor just ends up dying from complete loneliness and likely some other complications. When he dies... everything almost immediately gets better for the family. Much of their problems was because they were keeping a giant bug in their house, which was impossible to explain to people. It was ruining their lives. Once their son was dead and gone, it was a relief to everyone. They could move on, and, to be fair, it was probably a relief to Gregor as well.

But, once again, Gregor never did anything wrong. He had not invited this transformation upon him. The man known as Franz Kafka did it to him, and then he let the story play out as it likely would have. This is a fact that has not gone unnoticed by people who have read this book. The "meta" in the title is sometimes looked upon as Gregor's strange relationship with God, who suddenly and inexplicably decided he needed to be a giant bug. Something outside the system Gregor lived in had a bit of fun, and nobody really enjoyed any of it. That's what this story is. It's what happens when an uncaring author does random things... and still bothers to see it through.

Regardless of how utterly depressing this was to read, it was actually very well written and a good example of meta-ideals. I do recommend it on those grounds alone. Still, if you are looking for something to make you smile, this is not it!

This blog was written on March 30, 2026.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Fart Proudly [Book Review]

"Fart Proudly" is a book filled with various writings by Benjamin Franklin. This collection was published in 2025. The title is honestly very silly, but I suspect the reason they used it was to get children engaged in reading it. There is no actual mention to the saying anywhere in the book. That said, it kind of worked, because it got me to read it. Well done.

[Now, let me get one thing out of the way. There is an actual letter written by Franklin called "Fart Proudly," and this book isn't it. They could have put it in the collection, but weirdly they didn't. If I can find a copy of this letter, I'll do a separate review of it.]

As to what this book is, it is Benjamin's unfinished autobiography as well as a few extra writings tacked-on to the ending. None of this is bad, though. It all serves to help you understand who Benjamin Franklin was and what he had to go through mostly before we achieved our independence from Britain.

I learned things about Benjamin that I never knew. The autobiography was so telling that I am surprised more people don't talk about it. He was very clearly a progressive liberal, but he was far from being a radical. He worked very hard to uplift this country when we were struggling to form our own identity. He was also a man full of wisdom that he tried very hard to pass on to us, as long as we were willing to listen. The man constantly tried to perfect himself and his morals, and his autobiography goes into this very hotly. You'll learn exactly how he attempted this, and it's really kind of brilliant.

Did you know Benjamin Franklin led forces in our military? He did, and he worked very hard at it. He was also very humble about it, constantly stating that he was not really very good at it. I was still impressed by it, though. Remember also that this is all pre-independence. All this was in service to the king.

There is a lot more, but I would be writing forever if I tackled everything. Just understand that his autobiography is a very good way to learn about him on an intimate level. His writing is also very easy to read. He writes very plainly.

The extra content of the book involved various writings and letters. There isn't much of it, but what is there was very good. I especially loved his short story called "The Whistle," where he blew a lot of money on a whistle when he was a child. Now, whenever he saw someone who made bad investments in life, he would say, "They paid too much for their whistle." It seems that whenever Benjamin made a bad judgement in his life, he would learn a lesson from it and pass it on to help him in later decisions.

Even though I do recommend "Fart Proudly," I think you may be better off just finding a copy of his autobiography and reading it that way. Although, if you have some kid who doesn't care much about history, you might show them the title of this book. It might just catch his attention!

This blog was written on March 30, 2026.

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Monday, April 13, 2026

Groucho Marx and Other Short Stories and Tall Tales [Book Review]

"Groucho Marx and Other Short Stories and Tall Tales" is a collection of writings all written by Groucho Marx over the period of his life. It was edited together with lots of fun little factoids by Robert S. Bader. It was published in 1993.

Despite the fact that they have become almost completely obscure and unknown these days, I have always been a staunch fan of the Marx Brothers. I adored them far more than The Three Stooges, who seems to have outlasted them with flawless precision. I always felt that the absurdist humor of the Marx Brothers was strangely higher brow, which I enjoyed a lot more, although I respect both groups for what they accomplished.

Although all four of the Marx Brothers stood out in some way, it was Groucho Marx that always seem to get the best witty dialog in his films. He was also the one who carried on a significant career after the group broke up. There came a day where I rather randomly asked the question, "Did Groucho ever write anything?" I went to look it up, and I was happy to find a book of short stories!

I always take a long time to get to books I buy. I buy books like it's a drug addiction. I buy more books than I can possibly deal with, so sometimes they just sit around before I can kick myself in the ass enough to do it. And it isn't kicking myself in the ass that's the hard part; it's getting behind myself that I can never seem to do.

Anyways, I finally read it, and it was not quite what I expected... but it wasn't bad! By "short stories," I thought this was going to be fiction, but this read more like "Reader's Digest" articles. In fact, one of them actually was from "Reader's Digest." That's fine. I actually used to read that magazine as a kid. These are all first person narratives about his opinions on things. They are often exaggerated in a comical way. None of the humor is is cheap, but the only thing you'll have to pay is your attention.

All the articles in this book are great. If you like the humor of Groucho Marx, it is all here. The editor of the book also includes a lot of backstory that I found very interesting. You actually will come out of this book with a better understanding of Groucho and his life before you can wonder how you became trapped inside a book to begin with. It's really tight in there!

Anyhow, I do recommend this one to Marx Brothers enthusiasts. To people who don't like the Marx Brothers, I can recommend a hammer to the head. That can fix almost any problem in the world today!

This blog was written on March 25, 2026.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Two Cows

This was inspired by a video by ElectroBOOM, who may have accidently slipped out a moral tale while trying to talk about how to punish an annoying neighbor.

Once upon a time, there was a farmer, but you don't need to hear about him. On this farm there were two bull cows who lived within a fenced area. Here they had plenty of grass but essentially no freedom. Although the grass was very nice, they would often look beyond the fence and yearned to know what was out there.

A day finally came where one of the cows [we'll call him Rusty] decided that he had had enough of being fenced in and made his way over to it in order to free himself. This fence did not look all that imposing, made up only of a series of thin metal wires. If he wanted to, he felt that he could easily just push his bulky body against it and make his way through. But the moment he touched one of these wires with his snout, he received a terrible shock that struck him to the core.

Rusty did not like this shock. All at once, he looked upon the fence with grave distain. He came to the conclusion that to push through the fence would lead to pain and suffering. From then on he pledged to be happy with his lot and to never make the attempt for freedom ever again.

Now, the other cow [we'll call him Max] also had been feeling the pangs of freedom. He also looked beyond the fence and wondered what was out there. But when he asked Rusty what he thought of it, the bull explained, "It's not worth the trouble. If you even so much as touch the fence, you'll be hurt and possibly killed. I'll never forget how horrible it was. I'll never go near it again."

Hearing these fearful words affected Max greatly, but he could not shake the idea that there was more to it. He chose to defy that fear, saying, "I want to see this for myself."

"Don't do it," said Rusty. "You'll only be sorry. Play it safe and enjoy the grass we already have."

Once again, Max was tempted by fear to do what Rusty had said, but there was an inner need to know the truth. Despite those dreadful thoughts bouncing around inside his head, he approached the fence anyhow.

Max stood before the wire fence, thinking about how Rusty had been hurt. He believed him, and yet he was still curious. Carefully, he touched his snout to the wire, and as promised by Rusty, it delivered him a nasty shock. He backed away, already feeling he should just leave, and yet he remained where he was. From a distance, Rusty saw him as a fool for doing this.

Max contemplated his situation. He thought about the pain and also thought about how he presently felt fine. There was no pain. There was, however, a memory of pain and a lack of understanding of why it had happened. Indeed, it had occurred when he had touched his snout to the wire, but he did not understand why touching his snout to the wire had caused the shock. These were the machinations of the farmer and not something that cows generally understood as a rule.

Nevertheless, Max was still very curious, and he wanted his freedom. Once more, he very carefully pressed his snout to the wire and tried his very best to hold it there.

POP! POP! POP!

He pulled back when it was too much for him. The pain had been real, but it was not constant. It was happening in short bursts. Each one was awful, and it was making Max's heart beat all the faster as his mind tossed and turned with the idea of just going away and leaving this horrible fence alone.

But the more Max contemplated it, the more he realized that this fence might not really be as deadly as he once thought. It may only be there to incite fear, the same fear that Rusty was experiencing. The fence was indeed shocking him, but it was only doing it in increments. If one were to truly test this fence's mettle, would it have enough strength to fight back? Would it really try and kill Max?

Slowly, Max backed up and away from the fence. At first, Rusty thought he was finally going to be sensible about the whole thing, but this thought went away when he noticed Max digging his front hoof into the grass below. This was a sign that a bull was going to charge.

"Wait! You fool!" cried Rusty, but it was too late.

Max went into a run towards the fence. He crashed into it with all of his bulk. For a brief moment, Max felt the shock once more, but it was soon over as he easily tore through the wire and made his way to the other side. Arcs of electricity and sparks briefly sprayed out and soon went away, leaving a gaping hole in the farmer's fence. And here, Max happily trotted out to freedom and whatever came with it, proud of himself for not giving in to the temptation of fear and looking onward to the endless everything that might be beyond that.

Now to Rusty, who had seen the whole thing. Rusty approached the hole in the fence, no longer feeling threatened by it. He too now had the ability to obtain freedom, and indeed he took it, but he knew deep inside his heart that it had not been his own courage that had allowed him the privilege. In fact, he did not even understand what Max had done, nor did he care to. He merely followed in Max's hoof-steps as ignorant as he ever was and perhaps fell to some other fear along the way. But as for Max, he had learned the benefits of critical thought and to avoid the temptation of fear, and he was all the wiser for it.

This blog was written on March 23, 2026.

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Monday, April 6, 2026

An Introductory Problem

Did you know that some books are really old? Did you also know that there are still people who have not read them? There are classics out there that are very well-known and have been read time and time again over the ages. They have been discussed in every way imaginable, and many of them have been adapted into movies. So does that make it okay to spoil these stories since they are already so old?

No. Don't do that.

Now that I have you on board, hear me out. It has become a sort of tradition with the modern printing of old books to hire old professors or celebrities to write an Introduction or Forward to a book that, as written, assumes you already know everything about the blasted plot! Before you even get to the story itself, it will spend sometimes hours going over every single point the book has to offer. If you actually read this, there will not be a single aspect of the upcoming story you will be ignorant of ahead of time.

And I know what you may be thinking: why not just skip it? Well, sometimes I do. I will often read a little bit of it to see if it is one of those things or if it's just sort of a introductory explanation by the author. Either way, I have to check to see what the damn thing is, and I shouldn't have to worry about if its a spoiler or not.

Believe it or not, there are a lot of famous classics that I hard heard of that I don't actually know what the plot is. I want to be surprised. I want to experience that old story as if it was just coming out today. I don't need to read some dumb essay that covers everything I am about to read. Barnes and Noble, I am looking at you! You do this all the time. Please stop!

There is nothing wrong with essays like this as long as they are in the back of the book. Seriously, put it there. I have actually seen some publishers do this. Those guys know what they are doing.

Everything at the beginning of the book should be non-spoiler content. A Forward should express the person's love of the book without giving away the main plot points. A long-winded Introduction should either be written by the writer himself or just left out. Also, I have seen Introductions actually be a part of the story itself, so I never know if it's that or if its just an essay about the story. It's very inconsistent.

That's all. Don't spoil old books. There's no reason why you should. New people are born everyday that haven't read them.

This blog was written on March 4, 2026.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Random Notes in Video Games

A pet peeve. Have you ever played a video game, and you keep finding these journal entries lying around that you can read? Sometimes these are just notes or discarded tape recorders with extra plot for you to digest. If the game developers have a little extra money in their budget, those written notes will actually have the voice of its writer reading it.

I'll be honest. Except for one particular instance this trope was used, I do not like this. I do not care how much people defend it, but this is an incredibly immersion-breaking thing in games. It's not something that sometimes happened; it actually became a remarkably common addition to some very popular games. It was all over the place, and we just sort of put up with it... because we liked it or something.

I just can't get it straight in my head, though. Why are people writing only portions of their journals, tearing the pages out, and then leaving them in random places as they travel around? Why am I finding torn-out pages of their journal? Sometimes, it isn't even that. I often just find entire books lying around with only one journal entry. Are they buying entire empty books for just one brief rant that happens to be on their minds?

But what about the tape recorders? Oh, these make more sense because of their convenience, right? But I just keep finding them everywhere! Why are people just tossing these things away? These have to cost more than pieces of notepaper! It also makes even less sense when these recorded messages all come from the same person. Does he just keep a pocketful of them?

Imagine a guy who takes out a recorder, records his thoughts, and just leaves it behind. Still plenty of tape left, but he does not care. He must have really taken advantage of that tape recorder clearance sale!

This trope rarely makes sense. Some of it is slightly forgivable, though. Sometimes you might find a corpse where you will find the person's notepad or something. No biggy there. You might also be in a situation where you can hack computers and read the user's personal notes. That's okay too. My main beef just has to do with these random pieces of papers that are just being left around. Why even write stuff if you are going to abandon all of it.

Like I said, there is an exception. "Alan Wake" took this trope and actually did good with it. Those notes you were finding were actually written by you outside of the story. They were integral to the story of the game itself. You wanted to find them, because each one you found gave you another piece of the puzzle.

I get it. Some people crave the extra plot they can get out of a game, but there are better more immersive ways to deliver that plot than having people leave their rotten little journals lying around. It is a lazy way to tell a broader story, and I hope to see the trope end.

By the way, in case you are wondering what game sparked this blog, it was the new "Tomb Raider" trilogy. One of the absolute worst offenders. Please stop doing this. I hate it.

This blog was written on March 4, 2026.

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