Fairy Tale Spotlight: Our Divine Spinoff, Part 27

“I know you don’t like to think of them as creations,” began Lucifer.

“Because they aren’t,” remarked God.

“Whatever. The other angels and I discovered we could create new and useful creatures by breeding with the various beasts of the earth. It was one of the most successful experiments that we ever embarked on. The superiority of the angels were being mixed with the worldly tactile things of the planet. They resulted in lifeforms vastly superior to the humans. And why are you making that face?!”

God did his best not to make that face anymore. “Sorry, Lucifer, but you’re actually saying these things with a passion that is laughable. These creatures you produced were demons. They were mere corruptions of what I had already created.”

“They were far more efficient than your humans,” claimed the angel.

“And twice as boring. But look, this is your story. Just continue in your own way.”

“Fine,” said God. “Thank you.” God nodded lazily.

“So, as I was saying, these creations of mine were far superior to any of the humans living on Earth. And we made many of these demons. But by far the most incredible of these were the Cynocephaly, an intelligent and loyal race created by the union of angel and canine.”

“So basically, you boinked a dog.”

Lucifer sneered. “I did not… boink a dog.”

“But I mean… that’s what you meant by union. You basically boinked a dog.”

“Quit saying that!”

“I’m not judging you, Lucifer. I’m only trying to confirm here, so that I understand where this story is going, that you or one of your angels basically had some extreme boinkage with man’s best friend.”

“Fine!” yelled Lucifer. “Yes, we boinked with dogs! Are you happy?!”

God shrugged. “Was just trying to clarify the situation. Please continue.”

Lucifer huffed for a bit before managing to get his composure back. “Yes, fine. The Cynocephaly was much like their canine counterparts. They were extremely loyal and honest with their masters. But on top of that, they were extremely intelligent and a masters of the scientific arts. Anubis was perhaps our greatest creation. He pioneered the science of death in ways the humans had never before discovered. It was very impressive.”

“The science of death, hmm?” muttered God.

“Yes, what’s the matter with that?”

“Isn’t death just when something stops working?” Lucifer glared. “So basically, Anubis figured out how to make things break better?” The angel continued to glare. “Please continue.”

Lucifer sighed and did continue, “Anubis was so impressive that we expanded the breeding into a massive race. They were everywhere. They all served us. They helped bring law and order to Earth. We had done what you never could.”

“O-kay,” said God as if entirely unimpressed. “So what happened?”

Lucifer scowled as he leaned back in his chair. He faced God and said, “Christopher happened.”

“My donkey butler?” asked God a bit confused.

“No!” yelled Lucifer. “A Cynocephaly named Christopher! He ruined everything… and it is your fault!”

To be continued.

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