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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: How to Die in Krakun Space [Short Story Review]

"How to Die in Krakun Space" is a short story by Phox Sillanpaa. It is the eleventh story in a collection called "Tales of Hayven Celestia," which was published in 2020. As I have already stated, this is a universe created by author Rick Griffin, in which he allowed many other people to write stories in.

This one felt similar in vibe to "Friend for a Day" but with a sharper edge. It was about a really bratty krakun named Huk who was forced into military service by his beast of a dad. Nobody likes him. His commanding officer officer hates him. There is also this interesting rule that on krakun spaceships, if you cause too much trouble, the officer can just eject your living quarters from the ship where you will simply die over time.

But through all this, there is a tiny voice inside Huk's head that is trying to convince him to be a good person. It sounds a little like he may have a conscience, but this story is a bit more nuanced than that. Throughout this story, Huk battles with his bratty anger while at the same time trying to become a more compassionate krakun, something they are not known for at all. The crazy thing is that he doesn't seem the type to actually try to be better, but to explain this would go into spoiler territory.

The sharp edge of this story sinks deep. It's extremely well told, but you have to go all the way to the end to find out why Huk struggles the way he does. The author plays no favorites. He tells a story as if it just happened the way it did, flaws included. I was stunned by how the story got weaved together here.

I very greatly recommend this story. It surprised me, and I was left with a lot to think about. Cleverly written and at times painful in all the right ways. Give this one a look.

This blog was written on December 27, 2025.

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Monday, February 2, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski [Movie Review]

"The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski" is the 4th film of the Parker Family Saga, created by Jean Shepherd. It was released to public broadcasting in 1985. This was done in a similar way to the first two films, dropping the nice MGM budget in the process.

This movie is about one of the most shocking "bad dates" Ralph had, and the whole movie pretty much centers on it. Ralph falls in love with a Polish daughter purely on the basis that she is exotic. What he doesn't understand is that she is not just looking for a date... she's after a commitment.

This is actually more frightening that it seems like it should be. The poor boy is being driven by puberty, and his brain just isn't functioning right. He needs to decide if he really wants to continue being a kid or if he is ready to move on into adulthood. It's a funny story, and I am glad it was made into a movie.

This film also has a Thanksgiving theme which I enjoyed. The whole story is set in and around that period. There was also a hilarious side story about his kid brother Randy being forced to wear a Turkey costume in the school's Thanksgiving play. Very charming, and I thought it was all presented very well.

I do recommend this movie. The only place to see it is on Youtube. The quality was tolerable, but a lot of the really dark scenes were very hard to see. It's great, though, and I think more people should see these obscure but still wonderful movies. Jean Shepherd gave us so many great stories, and this was certainly one worth making a movie for.

This blog was written on December 22, 2025.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: A Christmas Story [Movie Review]

"A Christmas Story" is a movie released in 1983. It is the third film in the Parker Family Saga based off the work of Jean Shepherd. It is clearly the most famous one as well. It is so incredibly famous that most people only think this is the only film and that there is no series. I always found that kind of funny. This movie actually was the reason I found out about Jean Shepherd and made me want to read everything he wrote.

This movie was a huge leap from the first two films. Those movies were TV films that appeared on public broadcasting. "A Christmas Story" was produced by MGM as a major motion picture. It shows. There is a giant leap in quality of content in this one, and it deserves all of the recognition it has gotten over the years. Also, this is flatly a wonderful Christmas movie in general. It may even be the best Christmas movie of all time, but that is a little harder to nail down, so I won't say it.

The reason the movie works so well is because of how honest everything feels. This family is relatable and believable. The perspective of Ralphie as a little kid is given really well through Jean Shepherd's phenomenal narration. I always feel like a little kid whenever I see this film.

The leg lamp makes a comeback in this one. I was surprised that it made its first appearance in the first film "The Phantom of the Open Hearth." I honestly feel that both versions are great. I just haven't been able to pick a winner.

My favorite scene is when Ralph beats the snot out of Scut Farkas, the bully. It is the only fight that always brings tears to my eyes. The emotion happening in this shockingly long scene is so well presented that I can't help but empathize with him. Great work on the part of child actors as well. It isn't just Ralph's anger that gets me; it's the pathetic crying coming from the bully. Brilliantly executed scene and one of the best in film history.

Everybody has seen this movie, so I won't go into all the things that make it good. I had to really search hard to find something I didn't like. It's a nitpick, but I am honestly confused by something. The credits music for this movie is bad. I never noticed it until just now. They put absolutely zero effort into it. They took part of a Christmas tune and looped it over and over (and badly too) until the credits are over, and then finally let it finish. Terrible and baffling decision there that doesn't match the quality of the rest of the film. Did anyone else notice this?!

I absolutely recommend this movie if you haven't seen it. Heck, I recommend it to those who have seen it. A lot of people today dislike the movie because of how it keeps getting pushed on TV every Christmas. I would argue that the reason you keep seeing it is because it is genuinely good. I hope it remains that way, because this movie is a fine and important piece of Americana. I love it.

This blog was written on December 14, 2025.

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Monday, January 26, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The Stinky Cheese Man [Book Review]

Full title "The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales" is a book written and illustrated by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith respectively. It was published in 1992.

This is one of those novelty books. Remember back when I was reading those? I had the itch again and went looking for a new one. This book jumped out at me, and I ordered myself a copy.

The idea here is that Jack (the one from "Jack and the Beanstalk") decides to write stupid versions of old fairy tales. The problem is that the book is coming into existence live right in your hands, all the characters are self-aware that they are in a book, and the stories themselves are really terrible... on purpose. Reading this book is like experiencing a train wreck. It all happens at one time, and there is no way to really stop it from happening.

For example, in "Chicken Licken," it isn't the sky that's falling; it's the table of contents that is falling down on top of everyone. Another example is "The Really Ugly Duckling," which is about a duck who is actually an ugly duck. That's it. He's just really ugly and isn't a swan. It's stupid.

The titular character The Stinky Cheese Man was actually a take on "The Gingerbread Man." The main difference here was that he was so stinky, nobody wanted to chase him... so he was just running away for nothing.

Characters in this book are so aware that this is all happening that they often protest that they have to be there at all. Jack is constantly trying to round them up and get them to do what he wants them to do. Sometimes they cooperate, and other times they revolt. The Giant in particular will flat-out not listen, but that makes sense since he is Jack's main antagonist.

All in all, this book is a complete disaster, but it is also really funny. I was impressed with how it utterly destroys the fourth wall. It's also a quick read, being there are only fifty pages and most of them are pictures... or just blank pages that the characters might complain about. It's all over the place.

Either way, I do recommend the book. It's pretty easy to find and would probably make a good book for your coffee table. Check this one out.

This blog was written on December 8, 2025.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The Price of Compassion [Short Story Review]

"The Price of Compassion" is a short story by Robert Carter. It is the tenth story in a collection called "Tales of Hayven Celestia," which was published in 2020. As I have already stated, this is a universe created by author Rick Griffin, in which he allowed many other people to write stories in.

This one was about a geroo named Darian who finds a lio refugee on board their ship while the krakun were present. The lio are presently at war with the slaver krakuns, so keeping them safe is a huge crime. Krakuns are also extremely hostile to people who go against them, so one hidden lio could mean 7000 geroo abandoned to the cold of space.

This is a story of one geroo who makes a very simple choice of compassion that very clearly puts his entire people at risk of extermination. He choses to save the life of a lio who just doesn't want to be a slave, but if he is found out, everybody dies and there is no way out. This was a very interesting moral story, because, no matter what he does, every decision is morally questionable.

This was also a good story to learn about the lio. They are kind of like the Klingons of this universe but look like lions. I liked them, and seeing the cultural differences with the kind-hearted and physically weaker geroo race made for some good reading. I recommend the story!

This blog was written on December 7, 2025.

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Monday, January 19, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters [Movie Review]

"The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters" is a movie made by Jean Shepherd. It was released in 1982. It is the second film in the Parker Family Saga, this being the same saga of "A Christmas Story" fame. The only way to see this movie currently is on Archive.org, and it is a pretty decent recording.

I was surprised that a movie set entirely in Indiana opens up in North Carolina, but the theming made sense. Jean was heading to a silly Mexican-themed park called "South of the Border." I've seen this place! He went there to get fireworks, which was a good way to start the movie... which is all about the fourth of July.

This movie collects a few more of his stories in a fun movie format. It went into his time in the marching band, his first blind date (which went horribly), and his father's obsession with fireworks, among other things. These are probably not his greatest stories, but they were still memorable.

There is a part that comes across as a little scary, and that had to do with a neighbor that was having a mental breakdown. He was secretly building his own firework, but it was more of a bomb than a firework. Damn nearly killed everyone when it went off. It was shocking but surprisingly fun in how it was presented.

I liked this movie, although I am still of the opinion that the first one was a little bit better. I still recommend it though, and it's fairly easy to find and watch for free. Jean Shepherd makes just about anything fun and interesting.

This blog was written on December 7, 2025.

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Zootopia 2 [Movie Review/Rant]

"Zootopia 2" is a movie made by Disney. it was released in 2025.

I have a real beef to deal with here. For the last 10 years, Disney had done nothing but make terrible movies over and over again. It has become pathological at this point. I grew up with their movies and loved them to the point where I would see a movie just because Disney made it. And the majority of the time, I would enjoy them. I also liked the huge back-catalog of movies, and there are still some I haven't seen.

My favorite movie of all time is Disney's "The Black Hole." And although my favorite animated film ("The Mouse and His Child") is not a Disney film, my second favorite ("Fluppy Dogs") actually is a Disney film, although a very obscure one. So I love Disney... but I also hate them. I hate modern Disney.

Almost ten years ago, "Zootopia" came out and genuinely made a lot of people excited. It was a brilliant film with an exciting presentation and premise. It had solid animation, and it was a new IP that really captured the hearts and imagination of everyone. It practically obsoleted "Robin Hood" as their signature "furry" film. When I saw it, I thought that it was going to lead to a new age of Disney, but it didn't. It was the exact opposite, in fact.

For ten horrible years, we got nothing but fake live-action remakes for their old IPs that absolutely trashed them. Nothing that came out of Disney was good. Even "Star Wars" was terrible. By now I had entirely given up, but I did bother going to see "Zootopia 2," and I even went to the theater and paid money to Disney to see it. And after seeing this movie... I hate Disney even more.

I don't hate them because "Zootopia 2" was bad; I hate them because it was one of the best movies I have ever seen and was damn better than the first. I hate Disney even more because this movie proves they could have been doing better the entire time, and just didn't.

This movie took everything that was the first film and built upon it in a way that can only be considered charming. For the first time in ten years, they actually bothered to give us something that we wanted and did a damn fine job of it. Ten years! Ten whole years had to go by before they did this! That's insane! What is wrong with them?!

I hope "Zootopia 2" makes a hell of a lot of money for them so they can finally see what the people actually want... but even if it does... they probably still won't get it. They are never going to get it. "Zootopia 2" is not the beginning of a new hopeful generation of Disney films; it is more likely to be another ten years of creative famine.

Oh, and... I do recommend this movie. I recommend it a lot actually. It was extremely good. I know this has not really been a good review. It was mostly a rant. I guess I can summarize it by saying that it is a very well-made furry cop movie that is more open to lethality than the first film was. It is a hard-hitting narrative with lots of action and comedy. Great callbacks to the original film, while still adding a lot of new content, such as reptiles. I loved it, and because I loved it... I hate Disney more than ever.

This blog was written on December 2, 2025.

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