Hey! We got ourselves yet another Jean Shepherd reference here! It was actually Jean that got me to read this huge thing. In one of his stories, he tries to impress his teacher by doing a fudged book report for his father's copy of "The Decameron." He doesn't actually read it; he just skims a few parts and really has no idea what it is even about.
The teacher, in this case, is immediately suspicious. For one, the book is an absolutely massive tome, and it was really too much for a little boy to be reading. Secondly, the book is notoriously dirty. It is one of the smuttiest books ever written and certainly not good reading for a child. She calls him out on it, and he has no choice but to confess what he did.
I was so charmed by this story that I decided to read the book in its entirety. Since the original book was in Italian, I had to get a translation. I had a lot of choices, since the book has been translated many times over the ages. I ended up going with a fairly modern one by Wayne A. Rebhorn. It was published in 2013, and I have zero complaints about this translation. It reads very easily, using modern language, while still keeping all the context of the period in tact. You might also learn a thing or two about what it was like back then.
How do I even begin reviewing a book so big?!
The story is about seven women and three men who are leaving Florence to escape the Black Plague. Once they find a nice place to stay for a while, they decide to spend each day telling stories to one another. The way they do this is by electing a king or queen for each day who choses the theme of the stories. They each have to tell one apiece, and then a new king or queen is elected for the next day. This clever structure allows for ten days of stories by ten people. Yes, if your multiplication is correct, that is exactly one hundred stories.
Each day has an introduction and a conclusion. There is also a fairly long introduction to the book itself which tells the story of the storytellers and how everything is getting set up. It's all very structured and nice, allowing the storytellers themselves to be apart of the whole presentation. You get to know them as well as the characters in their tales. Very nice.
The majority of these tales are filthy as hell, most of them having to do with adultery. Sometimes it's presented as a bad thing, and other times it is shown to be something that should actually occur. For example, if a husband is mistreating his wife or ignoring her too much, it might be agreed upon that she has every right to go out and seek her own pleasure.
What is particularly interesting is that the storytellers are all Christian, but they are telling each other shocking stories about infidelity. Extremely rarely, the stories will even go into homosexuality and some very vile acts on behalf of friars and ordained priests. Despite the stories they tell, they do openly reject a lot of the things the characters do in the name of their religion and pray they will do better in their own lives. Remarkably, this dirty book still holds strong Christian values, and the author himself has done the same.
My favorite storyteller was a guy named Dioneo. At the end of the first day, he asks for a rule where he always goes last and that he may ignore the day's theme if it pleases him. This was a fun wildcard to end every day with. You never knew what story you would get at the very end of the day, and that is why he is my favorite.
Nearly every day was about some sort of sexual theme. Nothing was off the table. There was even a hilarious one where a guy thinks he became pregnant because how his wife always wanted to be on top of him during intercourse. That is almost my favorite story because of its hilarity.
The final day actually changes things up to not be about sex at all. It was a shift to people who were actually good and wonderful in their lives. I know that seems boring, but this was actually a breath of fresh air after almost 90 stories of infidelity and other forms of bad behavior. Of course, Dioneo still broke the trend with the final story which was about a man being really horrible. Go figure.
The final part of the book was actually an apology from the author. We use the term "apology" a little differently these days. He was not sorry for anything. What he was doing was explaining why his book was perfectly fine as is, and why it should never be censored. He says he wrote this book as an adult for other adults. If people are offended by it, then he did not write this book for them. On top of that, he actually expresses that he was writing this specifically for women. He considered them to be his target audience.
The apology at the end is extremely cool, and I actually encourage anyone to just read that all by itself. It is relevant to modern times, and it is a great essay that speaks well against the dangers of censorship. I probably highlighted more parts in the apology than in the actual stories.
One last factoid before I wrap this up. The title "Decameron" actually means "Ten Days," but the story actually takes place over fifteen days. The reason for this was because the storytellers did not want to tell dirty stories on holy days. This also allowed whoever was the new king or queen to keep their rule for some extra days until they could begin again. I really liked this additional detail.
I 100% recommend "The Decameron." It is a very long read, but most of the stories are short. It isn't really that hard to read if you get a good translation. Just keep in mind that this is a very dirty book, and it rarely holds back. Additionally, if you only read one part of it, check out that apology at the end. For reference, the chapter is called "The Author's Conclusion." Really important read, especially for those who are a little nervous about writing controversial stuff when you have a religious background.
This blog was written on August 7, 2026.
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