Monday, May 30, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The New Testament [Book Collection Review]

"The New Testament" is a collection of twenty-seven books within the "Holy Bible." It was written by a small set of various authors. Most of the books are actually letters. Even one of the gospels was a letter. This collection ends up being the answer or solution to "The Old Testament," which ended... very badly.

Honestly, after reading the latter collection, I was super depressed. I felt like there was no point to anything since humans are so impossibly stupid and evil. But what "The New Testament" brings is redemption for the few of us who actually care. We may still be less than perfect, but we now have a Redeemer. It's not one of us; I'll tell you that. It's the actual Son of God.

Now that Jesus has literally been injected into the story, everything makes sense now. There's hope. Without hope, we might as well live in sin and die. Who cares? But thankfully, there's a point to it all now. I feel so much better that we have Someone actually competent to stand up for us incredibly stupid people.

Just remember that when Jesus died, he called us all idiots. He said we should be forgiven because we don't even know what we're doing down here on Earth. And we don't. As a collective, we are the dumbest creatures the universe has ever seen. We need Jesus. We'll only fail without him.

It's easier to recommend "The New Testament" over the Old, but the latter is still relevant to understand why we needed this one. But if you have wallowed in "The Old Testament" like I have, then you need this. You really need this. It'll cure what ails ya. Not to mention that it's just so much better written. Read these books.

This blog was written on March 18, 2022.

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Friday, May 27, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Revelations [Book Review]

Fancy that. They put the beginning at the end of the book.

"Revelations" is the sixty-sixth book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by John of Patmos, not to be confused with the John of the previous books. There's a lot of people named John apparently.

So, this is the famous book about how everything ends. Although the word vision is used one time in this book, John is clearly being led around and shown things by angels. He is also specifically being ordered to to write what he sees with the exception of one part where they tell him not to write something he sees.

A lot of people think he is seeing modern day things and having difficulty describing them, but I think it reads pretty clear that he is having a sort of double vision of both the corporeal world and the spiritual at exactly the same time. I believe he is speaking more literally than some people give him credit for.

If he says an angel is pouring a vial upon the world that causes plagues then I think he actually sees an angel do it. And then he sees the plagues. A lot of the beasts he sees are probably the spiritual equivalents of the things we are going to see in the form of men. But some of the creatures he speaks of are sometimes just equated to nations rather than a specific person, but it might also be the location's leader. It's not super clear, but I'm leaning closer to the former.

What is abundantly clear is that we are definitely due for some massively terrifying times, and I think more people will have to suffer through it than most think. But as bad as it gets, something really weird happens at the end of this book... aside from the good guys winning. What happens is... the beginning.

"Revelations" predicts the end of one book and the beginning of another. It's a brand new Testament, a sequel of sorts, but, in a very real way, it's really just a better written story than the original. This book is probably going to be so good, that we probably won't want to read the old one anymore. We'll just let it slip away as we collectively begin to enjoy this wonderful new story written by the King of Kings and his Elect. Sounds like fun. I hope to be there to work on the grammar a bit.

Where I do recommend this book, understand that much of it is a man trying very hard to describe some very difficult to understand things. It's much like "Ezekiel" for this reason, but there is enough context here to describe what the end and the new beginning will be like. At the very least, it will give us all some things to look forward to.

This blog was written on March 18, 2022.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: The Little White Bird [Book Review]

[Some spoilers included.]

After reading the Helen Keller book, I got it in my mind to read "Peter Pan," but I'm sort of a stickler to do things in proper order. I'm always obsessed with the origin of things and what lies at the beginning of something. And low and behold, "Peter Pan" was not the first Peter Pan book. As it turns out, there was something that came before, and so I threw out all my plans and read something a bit different.

"The Little White Bird, or Adventures in Kensington Gardens" is a book written by J.M. Barrie. It was published in 1902. It has a very eccentric writing style that took me about five whole chapters to get used to, but it grew on me.

The main plot of the book concerns a soldier who becomes the best of friends of a boy named David who belongs to a woman who slipped through his fingers into the hands of another man. It tells all about their friendship and the time they spent in Kensington Gardens. The writing of it sounds more like the musings of a man who has a lot of time on his hands.

Despite how very grounded this book is in reality, it is also very much a fairy tale, but presented in very subtle ways. The above description really is the plot of the book, but the author mentions fairy tale aspects of the story in an extremely casual way. It's as if you just already know that fairies are real, so none of this extra stuff should be all that complicated.

The idea of Barrie's world is that all children originate as little birds who are sent to mothers to become human children. This explains why children grow up so silly. It's the birdiness in them that hasn't faded away yet. He uses this to explain the odd childish behaviors of David throughout the book.

There are a few other odd things that seem to casually happen throughout the author's realistic telling of his relationship with David, such as the rather unexpected transformation of his dog Porthos into an adult human being named William Paterson. In this strange episode, it is very clear that this transformation has occurred, but the author does not seem to believe it. It leads the reader to laugh at his disbelief when something so magical has really just occurred. It proved to be my favorite part of the whole book.

Yes, indeed. Peter Pan is in this book. There are about five chapters concerning him, right smack in the middle of this book. He was a bird too, it seems, but he chose to fly away from his mother and live within the Kensington Gardens. Along the way, he meets Maimie, a little girl who had an amazing fairy adventure just prior. This whole section of the book was delightful. I have heard that it has been extracted and printed on its own, and I think that was a good idea. Although it all did perfectly fit into the story of the soldier and David, it also works well on its own.

As to the soldier and David's mother, their distant relationship takes some getting used to. The soldier is very much a hard core male. He is rough around the edges, and at times he seems like he revels in being cruel. But if you read this book cover-to-cover, you soon learn that there is a kindness and humility hidden slightly to the side. He's a good man. His perceived cruelty has not so much bite as it might seem early on.

At the end of the day, this is a book about man and woman, man and boy, man and dog, and fairies. I know that's a lot to soak in, but it's all true. What's interesting is that this book is both famous and not famous all at one time. It's famous for being the prototype of Peter Pan, but nobody really knows about it. That's sad because... and I'm just being honest here... it's really quite good. I'm a bit stunned at how good it really is. I'm actually rather sad that it's over.

I think that perhaps this book might just be considered boring and uninteresting if not for the Peter Pan chapters, but I kind of like it with all the other things. On the whole, "The Little White Bird" is a complete and engaging experience about what make humans so wonderful. I do recommend it. If you do choose to read it, give it some time. The author's style takes a while to get used to, but it will be worth it in the end. I am very glad I gave this book the time of day.

This blog was written on March 17, 2022.

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Monday, May 23, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Jude [Book Review]

"Jude" is the sixty-fifth book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by Jude. It was not very long (a four minute read), but it packed such a hard punch. I was not ready for this. Honestly, I thought it was just going to be more of the same, which would have been fine.

"Jude" sounds more like one of the prophetic books from the Old Testament than one of a letter-writing apostle. The main theme of the book is this: God is known to have destroyed sinning nations before, so don't think he won't do it again. And he will too!

Similar to "Peter I," we find that some traditions held by God the Father have not been obsoleted by the advent of Jesus Christ. The Old Man upstairs still has a fully functional Big Red Button as His disposal, and He is more than willing to press it. He will, in fact, press that button when He feels like it, and there is nothing we can do about it.

Two interesting things are mentioned here. The first is an actual quote from Enoch himself about how God fully intends to reign down judgement upon the sinners of the world. It also mentioned that Enoch was the "seventh from Adam." Cool!

The other thing was more cryptic, but still really interesting. Remember waaaaaaay back in a way earlier blog where I mentioned that Moses was buried in a secret place that no man would find? Well, Jude mentions that Michael the archangel had a dispute with Lucifer over this issue. During this time, the angel apparently did not want to bring a "railing accusation" against the earthly people of the world, to which God replied simply, "Rebuke thee." What the heck?! A lot of context is missing, but this is an amazing thing to read in such a very short letter.

If anything, Jude ends up being likely the most entertaining short book of the Bible. It hits hard and takes no prisoners. Even with some missing context, the gist of it is clear: There is a lot of stuff happening around us concerning the spirit realm, and God is entirely capable and willing to destroy us if we fall too far away from Him. And to be clear, there will come a day when He will do it, so it's best to humble ourselves and stop putting up a resistance to Him.

I absolutely recommend "Jude" to anyone. It may be a four minute read, but it fills that tiny space with information that is worth hearing. Go for it!

This blog was written on March 13, 2022.

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Friday, May 20, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: John III [Book Review]

A third one?! That never happened before!

"John III" is the sixty-forth book of the "Holy Bible," and it was again written by John. In many ways this is really the fourth book by John if you include his gospel. But I totally get what they were doing, and it's fine.

This letter was addressed to a person named Gaius, who I don't actually know. I'm sure it was a close friend of John, much like the woman in the previous book. Also like the previous book, he claims to expound more on things face to face.

So what happened in this book? John mentions writing a letter to a local church (local to the addressed, I think), and there was either a priest or elder in the church named Diotrephes who seemed to feel threatened by John's words. I'm not entirely sure why he did it, but this Diotrephes decided he didn't want anything to do with John and blocked him out.

This man also appeared to say some really harsh things to John, the latter considering it a sin. John speaks against this man and implores Gaius not to follow this man's example. And that's about it.

That's it for John! "John III" is not just a rehash of the first book like the second one was. It is a mildly interesting little scene, but there are better books out there. It's really just a personal letter dealing with a very specific situation concerning John and Gaius. I only recommend it because you can read it faster than the time it takes to read this blog reviewing it. Not even joking.

This blog was written on March 12, 2022.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: John II [Book Review]

If you blink, you'll miss this one.

"John II" is the sixty-third book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by John. It may actually be the shortest book yet, but I'm not entirely sure. Either way, it was literally one page.

Now, I do have a problem with this one, and the problem has to do with its inclusion. It isn't the same problem I had with "Song of Solomon," which I just felt was completely off topic for the Bible. It's more about the fact that it is an extremely quick summary of the previous book "John I." And it's not even a good summary.

This is obviously a letter to a woman who is very dear to John. He briefly mentions the things he redundantly says in "John I," such as that she should identify "antichrists" or false prophets. John also promises to speak more on this topic face to face when he can make it over to her. That's really the whole book, and I'm not sure why I needed to see it.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not upset about it. I was legitimately upset about "Song of Solomon." But with "John II," I just felt like a very small amount of time was wasted. The only thing I got out of it was the interesting fact that there was a woman/friend that was dear to him and that he sent her a tiny, little letter. The spiritual stuff mentioned was already exceedingly expounded upon already in his first book.

So this book is just there! I don't really want to recommend it, but... I mean... It's a page long. Just go for it.

This blog was written on March 11, 2022.

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Monday, May 16, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: John I [Book Review]

What even is this? Another book of "John?" Didn't I review that back at the Gospels?  Why don't I remember this existing?

"John I" is the sixty-second book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by John, the same John who wrote the aforementioned gospel. It's a bit repetitive, but there's some interesting stuff in this one.

This is the very first time in the entire Bible where the word "antichrist" appears, but its not necessarily referring to the one you have heard about. In the context of the book, he isn't talking about the Antichrist, but rather a or many antichrists. Essentially he means false prophets. I spent a bit of time scratching my head before I came to that conclusion. John uses the word quite a lot, but much of that has to do with how unbearably repetitive he is in this book.

The passion from the gospel he wrote is still here, but John is now an apostle and writing his letters, as you do when you become an apostle. I'd say he is a bit better at writing raw narratives than he is preaching through a letter, but it's not as bad as I am probably making it sound. I'm just nitpicking mostly.

Much of the book has to do with the very idea that God the Father had to give his Son in order to make things right, and the  significance of that is rather staggering to John. The man is obsessed with the doctrine. He talks about hypocrisy in people who claim to serve God, but they don't seem to be following the ways of Christ. The big example he repeats all the time is to say they serve Christ but they hate their brother. The two can't exist at the same time. Makes sense.

The repetitive nature of this book makes me think that John may have been frustrated with people. He may have been overstating things because people have a tendency to not understand unless its banged into their brains. It's really too bad, if that's the case. Even so, this is the Holy Spirit who is talking through John, and repetition is not a stranger to that particular part of the Trinity.

"John I" is about a 15 minute read, and it covers much of what was already dealt with in previous books. It isn't as well written as his gospel, but it's still worth a read if you can spare that small amount of time. Enjoy.

This blog was written on March 10, 2022.

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Friday, May 13, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Peter II [Book Review]

"Peter II" is the sixty-first book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by Simon Peter. It's not as controversial or interesting as his first letter, but there is still a theme here.

Much of this book has to do with false prophets and how to tell them apart from the real thing. Even so, they should at this point have the information they need from the Apostles. But do understand that this information about false prophets is intended for modern times too,

A good litmus test for a prophet is to check to see if they have gotten anything wrong before. Sometimes they say something will happen, it doesn't, and then they cleverly explain it away. A real prophet is always dead on.

False prophesying can also be the result of people speaking in their ignorance. A lot of people have ideas about reality, and they speak them as a matter of pride. It is a very silly thing to believe something you heard another person say, even me. Like... I know I am writing all these opinion blogs for the Bible, but I encourage you to read the books for yourself and get out of it what you can. I'm just some guy somewhere who likes reading and writing reviews of the stuff he reads. Who am I to teach you anything? The truth is... I'm not.

If you really want to know the truth, you need to go on your own journey, I'm just here to publish my own findings, not to change anybody. That said, "Peter II" is a recommended read. It may not have the same kick as the first one, but it does have a point that should be taken seriously.

This blog was written on March 9, 2022.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Peter I [Book Review]

"Peter I" is the sixtieth book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by Simon Peter. Apparently James got one book, but that's okay. It was a good one. Now we move on to Simon Peter who had some falling out with Paul, but, to this day, I don't know why that happened. Nevertheless, we have a very good but controversial letter to a rather large number of people.

As I said in an earlier blog, the Holy Spirit tends to offend everyone. Where I have chosen not to mention what these things were in past blogs, I think I can get away with it this time. This one was hard even on me. I think most Christians would have difficulty with this most unpopular topic, and the reason for it is... it just seems so unfair. But in many ways we are tested, and this is one of them.

So one of the prevailing themes of the Old Testament was the fact that God the Father would punish people by turning them over into the hands of their enemies. This happened more times than I could count. I was a bit curious if the advent of Jesus Christ would end this practice, but no. "Peter I" out rightly makes very clear that this tradition of the Father yet continues, and if it happens in the New Testament, it happens up to the present day.

If your nation seems to be under the power of horrible people, it is, as a matter of fact, God punishing his people. But that isn't so much the controversial part, even though many might not like that. The real difficult thing here is that we are expected to respect and love the evil people in power. Ouch. Like... that really hurts. It gets me right in the chest... like a bullet to the heart.

Unfortunately there is vast precedence within the whole of the Bible itself for this to be a mistake. It's very real, and I know it hurts. But to be Christian, you must acknowledge the words of the Holy Spirit, as offensive as it is. If you are under the oppression of evil, it is because God has chosen to turn away from you for a time. In that case, it is time to pray for those in power and to pray for your country. It's going to take as much faith as it took Noah to build his ark. I'm sorry, but it's written in black and white and correlated to the extreme. This is Scripture.

That said, the first book of Simon Peter was quite good and well written. I highly recommend you give it a read. Enough said here. Moving on.

This blog was written on March 8, 2022.

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Monday, May 9, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: James [Book Review]

Well, I guess we're done with Paul.

"James" is the fifty-ninth book of the "Holy Bible," and it was written by James himself. It is not dissimilar to the previous letters by Paul, but there is a definite difference in writing style. It does still feel like it was written by an apostle.

The theme of this book was extremely easy to lock down. Although there was a chapter about the importance of faith, the real deal here was about hypocrisy. It even uses that word which is actually not a word used often in the Bible as a whole.

"James" also breaks down the idea of joining a religion as a means to get away with eternal life. Some people join a religion like it's some sort of holy club. But like the book says, faith without acts means nothing. You have to be 100% given to the faith or else there is no point.

There are a lot of people out there [I know some of them] that can quote a ton of Bible verses and even explain the faith with precision, but their lives are filled with blatant sins that seriously contradict with the things they just cited. This is the hypocrisy explained in this short book. And if you are interested in this very important staple of the real Christianity then you might want to read it... but most people will ignore it... or memorize it and not actually bother putting it into practice.

That's it for this one. I recommend the book. James is a fine writer, and another great voice-box for the Holy Spirit.

This blog was written on March 7, 2022.

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Friday, May 6, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Hebrews [Book Review]

Don't you just love books that speak plainly?

"Hebrews" is the fifty-eighth book of the "Holy Bible," and although a lot of people don't know who really wrote this one, there is a small chance it was written by Paul. The authorship of this one had me really skeptical, and it's a subject of discussion unto itself.

The thing of it is, Paul was extremely consistent in the manner of which he wrote his stuff. There were things he always said and did in a particular way. In "Hebrews" the author has an almost entirely different writing style, but there are a few parts, mostly towards the end, where it does actually sound like Paul.

One thought as to why the book may be so different is because he is not talking to the Gentiles (not Jewish) this time around. He is talking to the people who were God's chosen all throughout the Old Testament. And the difference between the Old and New Testament is the very crux of his argument in this book.

If you had been following my reviews of books in the "Old Testament," God required a sacrifice from people on a regular basis to make up for their innate shortcomings, and even this would never quite be enough. It was certainly not enough to forgive their sins. Nobody was allowed into the holiest of holies within the temple except for one high priest who managed all these things. Also, he could only go in there once a year and then swiftly booted out.

"Hebrews" explicitly and plainly points out that Jesus has risen to rank of "highest" priest, and his temple is one that was not built by human hands. Remember that, when Jesus died, the curtain in the human-made temple ripped in half. That is God's funny way of saying that this temple is now obsoleted. There's a new temple now, and it lies in a place that we can eventually get to, but only through the new high priest, that being Jesus.

Naturally, it may be very difficult to see how all this is true, but the book is so plainly written that I think this blog is not going to do as good of a job as that book would. But the book makes a really powerful explanation of faith. It goes through all the times faith was used to trust that God would help them, and in all those times, amazing things happened. What is interesting about faith is that, it isn't the belief in unproven things, but merely things unseen. You can still have reason to believe in the unseen thing.

Once again, I am not going to do it justice. I cannot understate how well-written this book is. It's an eye-opener. It may not have as much of an impact on people who didn't read the Old Testament, but there is still a lot here that's worth looking at. "Hebrews" answers a lot of questions people would probably have concerning Jesus and where he fits in with Christianity. For this reason, I cannot recommend "Hebrews" enough. Whether it was written by Paul or not, it's a solid book that seats itself as one of the most important pieces of literature in the Christian faith.

This blog was written on March 5, 2022.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Philemon [Book Review]

Sometimes it's just very hard to figure out what's happening from just a bunch of letters. A lot of things are assumed, and there's really nobody there to explain the situation. In the case of this book, I had to do some further research, and I think I locked things down a bit more than I have in previous books.

"Philemon" is the fifty-seventh book of the "Holy Bible." It was written and was stated to be written by the hand of Paul. Once again, I love that he signs his stuff.

Paul has written many of these letters from a prison cell. I had suspected this, but now I know it for certain. I had not fully understood what he meant when he would call himself a "prisoner of Jesus Christ." I thought it was some sort of poetic explanation at first, but he means that he has been persecuted and placed in prison for his following of Jesus. I got it now. Sorry for being so silly.

This whole book is a whopping 2 minute read. It's plot was also filled with assumed knowledge which I didn't have. I went through the whole thing very confused, so I had to check into what happened elsewhere. I haven't really done that since the Old Testament books.

The man (Philemon) who this letter is written to is a slave owner. One of his slaves, named Onesimus, ran away from him and managed to make it into Paul's cell somehow. Here, he was told the story of Jesus and became a Christian as well as a good friend of Paul himself. The letter, quite simply, is pleading for Philemon to forgive his slave. That's all.

Without the context, this book is difficult to understand. Now that you know what happened, I recommend sitting down for 2 minutes and looking "Philemon" over. It's only a single short chapter. Enjoy.

This blog was written on March 1, 2022.

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Monday, May 2, 2022

Fairy Tale Spotlight: Dragon's Lair 3D: Return to the Lair [Video Game Review]

Holy crap! A review for something other than a Bible book! I do play games on the side. Some of them I plan on making a review for, but then my interest in them wane pretty bad. But here is one I really wanted to talk about.

"Dragon's Lair 3D: Return to the Lair" is a video game that was released in 2002. It only came out for PC, Xbox, GameCube, and PlayStation 2, although the PS2 version was only released in Europe. This was the first 3D version of the series which was was preceded by various 2D ports on older systems. The original games were CD-based arcade games that were full animations by Don Bluth based around quick time events (pressing an input at just the right time rather than controlling anyone on screen.)

Now that we got all the info stuff out of the way, let me just say that I freaking love this game. It did not get the greatest press at the time it came out, and much of this was because of the jankiness of the controls, but if that bothers you then you might not understand what Dragon's Lair is all about.

The series has always starred Dirk the Daring who is a bumbling knight always trying to save Princess Daphne from various villains. The guy is so bad at being a knight that it is amazing he can do anything right. The problems with the controls, at least to me, has to do more with who he is rather than with a mistake made by the developers. I'm not saying they did not screw up, but I actually prefer this particular game to be janky because of who I am playing as.

I mean... if you just look at how he uses his sword. The silly man just swings it around wildly like he has not had even one day of training. Dirk is not knight material, but if he was, the game would lack the character it needed to forgive all of its shortcomings. With Dirk at the helm, those shortcomings actually make sense. Every time I fail because of the terrible controls, I don't blame myself or the developers; I blame Dirk!

And there is something magical about actually finishing and winning this game as Dirk. The word "hero" used to mean that someone was touched or favored by the gods. If that be true, then Dirk is a bonafide hero. He defeats odds that are well against him, and it warms my heart every time I finish this game.

And to be fair, the game isn't totally broken. The camera controls are perfectly serviceable. The jumping mechanics are flimsy but functional. Although I don't like that you have to scroll through all your skills in only one direction, it does kind of feel like Dirk is rummaging through his backpack at the most inopportune of times. There is a lock-on mechanic that almost never works reliably, but that's another thing I attribute to Dirk. Everything works, but just barely enough for Dirk to make it through.

On top of all this, I do actually think the team that made it was proud of this game. The game came with a number of documentaries to promote it, and they made it seem like it was the most momentous thing they ever produced. The world might not think so, as this game seems to have fallen out of time, but I kind of love the joy this game gave them. And I agree with it! I think this may be my favorite in the series!

They even included a wonderful song during the credits sung by Princess Daphne herself called "He's My Guy." It's actually pretty brilliant, and I encourage you to look it up sometime. They really put a lot of love into this game, and it is one of my favorites.

The version I had was the GameCube version, and it played very well. I do recommend "Dragon's Lair 3D: Return to the Lair" if you can get yourself a copy. Don't let the game frustrate you. Remember that it's not you that's messing up... it's Dirk!

This blog was written on February 28, 2022.

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