"Pigs is Pigs" is a short story written by Ellis Parker Butler. It was published in 1905. It was later made into an animated short film by Disney in 1954. This is sort of a review of both, but I am focusing more on the story.
The whole concept of this story is about why bureaucracy hasn't really been a benefit to anybody. It all starts with a dispute between a the manager of a private postal worker at a train station (not U.S. Postal) and a customer. He ordered a pair of guinea pigs, but the manager wants to charge him the delivery rate for livestock. The customer points out that they aren't real pigs; they are pets. Pets get the cheaper rate, but the manager is following his rule book to the letter which is causing the problem.
This dispute leads to letters written to the company where an extremely complicated series of bureaucratic nonsense takes place in order to determine that the blasted guinea pigs are pets and not actual pigs. This long process might not be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that the guinea pigs are male and female... and the female is pregnant. And as you might expect, they begin multiplying very quickly.
This is a situation where time is really of the essence, and the regular process is just going too slowly to keep up with it. Letters have to be written and replied to. Telegrams have to be sent. Nobody was using any common sense, because they had to follow the procedure instead. And meanwhile, the guinea pigs are filling up the postal station at an insanely fast rate. It's very comical and a lesson that can be learned even in 2025. We still have these problems sadly.
The story is written in prose, but when Disney did their animated short, they cleverly translated it into poetry. I like both stories, but the one Disney did is so much more satisfying. It's mostly the same story too with some small but much adored embellishments. If you can't find the story, then you should definitely watch the cartoon.
"Pigs is Pigs" is a great story with an accurate depiction of the problems we all have suffered with bureaucracy. It really is an awful thing, and they were apparently feeling it just as badly back in 1905. The short story is public domain now, and the Disney short is easily accessible on YouTube. I recommend them both.
This blog was written on June 18, 2025.
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This story is a comedic parable telling us, "The letters kills but the spirit makes alive."
ReplyDeleteActually yes!
DeleteThere is actually a dispute concerning where these creatures got their name. So, it seems natural for such a problem to arise. It also makes sense that the issue was about money.
ReplyDeleteIt always is.
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