Cons:
-The main character was ruined by the actress being annoying in the public square. The character is also supposed to have white skin based on the original story, and she did not. However, I might have forgiven this if she had just been a more likable person outside of the movie.
-The portrayal of the evil queen was stilted and weird, despite looking the part.
-There were a lot of unnecessary musical numbers added to the movie that felt uninspired. The songs from the original movie had added lyrics which did not help any.
-Costumes and set design looked shockingly cheap.
-Bandits were added to the story for some reason.
-Dopey talks and is also the narrator.
-Dwarves reference the fact that they act like the names they have, which is cheap self-reference humor.
-There is no prince. Instead Snow White has a love interest throughout the film who is just some guy. He is also the one to kiss her at the end.
-The was no glass coffin, which was actually apart of the original story. She was just laying on the ground.
-The evil queen is able to turn back from her old lady disguise. This was a big one for me, because in the original film, it felt like, in her madness, she sacrificed her beauty for hate of Snow White. It felt permanent. She dies an old, ugly woman in the original film.
-The dwarves have random magic that is only used once in the entire film. It is never explained or used in any way that matters.
-Snow White defeats the evil queen by pointing out that she knows the names of everyone.
-There is probably more, but I can only remember so many things at one time. I'm only human.
Pros:
-The dwarves were not as bad as people complain about, but they were actually bad. Doc was my favorite. His portrayal was actually pretty entertaining.
-There was one musical sequence about how the queen is evil or something. Her singing was uninteresting, but the choreography of the other dancers and such was actually really good. I genuinely enjoyed that part of the film... for the choreography... not the song or the singing... or the evil queen which the song was actually about.
I do not recommend this film.
This blog was written on June 19, 2025.
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After YEARS of grinding its IPs into the ground, Disney decided it would be a good idea to do it again. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Sadly hilarious, the mistakes laughably obvious. I commend you for noting what little is good about this movie.
ReplyDeleteIt was genuinely difficult to choke down.
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